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07 Apr 2018, 12:08 am

Well, since you laughed your ass off writing this, I figure I should play along and help keep you entertained.

DarthMetaKnight wrote:
- When does a developing fetus gain the ability to use magic? Is it possible for a fetus to cast spells while still in the womb?

Around the same time a fetus gains the ability to play a piano; that is, after is born, mastered bodily movements like standing upright and walking, taken lessons, and practiced enough to become good at it.
Could a fetus cast a spell while still in the womb? It's like playing a piano; I guess you could have a prodigy who was so talented they could play the piano while still in the womb, but even Mozart didn't start playing around with keyboards until he was three-to-four years old, so I'm going say: probably not.

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- When did ancestral hominids gain the ability to cast spells?

When they discovered the techniques for doing so. Kind of like when they gained the ability to make stone tools or work bronze — when they discovered it was possible and figured out how to do it.

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- Do any aliens cast spells? Is that why we haven't found them yet?

Since we have yet to encounter any aliens, the answer is: we don't know. But, if aliens could play the piano, or do mathematics, or build bridges, there's no reason they couldn't also be able to cast spells.

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- Could I use magic to travel back in time and ride on a dinosaur?

First you'd have to figure out how to travel backwards in time. Once you've done that, you could use magic to facilitate the process. As for riding a dinosaur, that would be between you and the dinosaur; if you could convince the dinosaur to go along with it, yes, otherwise, probably not.

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- Is the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser really magical? If so, does this mean that Mr. Clean is the Devil? If not, shouldn't Procter & Gamble be sued?

No, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser isn't really magical, just like Panama hats aren't originally from Panama, and Kiwi Fruit isn't originally from New Zealand. It's a branding exercise.
However, even if the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser were magical, why would that mean Mr. Clean is the Devil? There's some missing steps in your reasoning there between the premise and the conclusion. I think you're conflating magic with religion.
Magic = the practitioner uses skill and knowledge to produce a desired change;
Religion = the practitioner petitions a higher power (demon, angel, god) to produce a desired change on their behalf.
Finally, even if Proctor & Gamble were selling magical objects and/or dealing with the Devil, why would they would they be sued? Divination is illegal in various US states, but as far as I know, making magical cleaning products, using magic to create cleaning products, or sub-contracing the manufacture of those cleaning products to the Devil (or other supernatural entity) isn't.

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- Which of these is closest to real magic? Magic The Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, or My Little Pony?

My Little Pony.

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- Which is the best pony?

Shetland.

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- Would I be kicked out of an occultist meeting if I used 20 Black Lotuses and 20 Plague Rats?

Only if that wasn't enough to share with all the other attendees.

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- If magic works, why don't they use it in hospitals?
- Why don't they use magic in the military?

Because once something goes into general use and is no longer hidden and mysterious, it's no longer occult, and so isn't called magic.

To be continued...



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07 Apr 2018, 12:09 am

Continued.

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- When Kim Il-sung was born, did the birds really sing in Korean? Did you guys do that?

What language do birds normally sing in? Or is it that people were temporarily granted the ability to understand the language of the birds and the ones in Korea heard that as Korean.

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- Do you seriously believe in occultism or are you just trolling the Abrahamic religions?

No, the ones who are trolling the Abrahamic religions are the Buddhists, Hindus, Zoroastrians, etc. They just pretend to believe in different religions. Oh, and the Atheists. The Atheists are definitely just trolling the Abrahamic religions.

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- I once tried to summon the soul of Billy Mays using a Satanic ritual. Why didn't he show up? He didn't even give me some OxiClean to clean the goat blood out of the carpet. Did I dial the wrong number?

Obviously because you did it wrong.
A Satanic ritual is for calling up a demon or devil and then bargaining with them to get them to do what you want. Unless you think Billy Mays is a demon or a devil, then a Satanic ritual isn't going to summon him. If you got the right demon or devil — and they all have different areas of specialization, so if you get the wrong one, they can't do what you want, like a web designer generally isn't much help with a plumbing problem — then you could get them to call up the soul of Billy Mays. If you could convince them to. It's all about the bargaining.
Also, never perform a Satanic ritual on a carpet. This isn't a magical prohibition, it's just practical.
And, goat's blood? A sacrifice or libation or offering is basically a bribe or inducement to the entity you are trying to call up or convince. It only works if it's something the entity wants. Why would you assume the soul of Billy Mays wanted goat's blood?

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- Are you a member of the Illuminati? If so, why do you hate America?

The Illuminati didn't practice magic. They were an occult order, but "occult" in the sense of "hidden" or "secret", like the Freemasons or the Mafia. As far as I know, they didn't hate America; they wanted to overthrow the Duke of Bavaria and were broadly anti-Catholic, but didn't have any particular beef with America.

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- Why didn't the victims of the Salem Witch Trials use their magic to escape?

Why didn't the Christians thrown to the lions in the Roman arena use their religion to escape? Everything has its limits.

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- Could I use magic to make The Simpsons funny again?

You could use magic to make yourself think the Simpsons were funny again.

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- Is Satan gay? If so, how can demon spawn exist? Are they just adopted? Who is the mother?

Being gay doesn't preclude reproduction.
Satan can be gay or straight or queer or male or female or both or whatever he/she/per/ve/xe/ze wants. Same as angels and demons can.
The mother would be other devils or demons or human women, depending on the spawn and the circumstances. Merlin, for example, was the spawn of the Devil and a Nun; like Jesus was the offspring of God and Mary.

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- Satan is portrayed as a bad guy in Cuphead. Is this hate speech? Should StudioMDHR be sued?

Who would sue them? As far as I know I know, Satan doesn't care. Satan has this whole "Do as thou wilt" thing, which leads to a support of free speech.

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- Who would win in a boxing match? Anton LaVey or L. Ron Hubbard?

I'd say LaVey. He was 19 years younger and kept himself in pretty good shape, while Hubbard really let himself go to seed. But upsets have been known to happen.

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- Could I use Magic to make my anime waifu real?

It would require excessive amounts of masturbation on your part, so it would be pretty much the same from your perspective whether it worked or not. Also, the advantage of waifu is they can't reject you; that's not the case if they become real, and given the excessive amounts of masturbation you engage in, I think it's highly likely they would reject you. I mean, seriously, most waifu can do much better, and, once real, know it.

To be continued...



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07 Apr 2018, 12:10 am

Continued.

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- How's the 8th grade going?

I passed. Had an unrequited crush on one of my classmates, but I got over it. The follies of youth.

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- Is meme magic real? Does this mean that Satan and Kek are the same bloke?

As far as I know, the only people who have allegedly managed to make meme magic work are thirteen Russian trolls from St Petersburg, who used it to swing the last American Presidential election, so if you accept that, then yes, meme magic does work.
Satan could be Kek, but I don't know why Satan would bother.

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- Why do witches keep black cats? Shouldn't they keep Tasmanian Devils? How come there aren't any witches in Australia?

Cats make great pets. They embody all Seven Deadly Sins — one of which is Sloth, so they sleep most of the time, which limits the amount of damage they can do (a bit of an oversight on the part of the powers of evil there, I've always thought) and they will curl up and sleep on top of your spell books while you're trying to read them, thus forcing you to take a break. Tasmanian Devils don't have any of these qualities. Plus, there are more black cats than there Tasmanian Devils.
There are witches in Australia.

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- Is magic a fifth fundamental force of nature? If so, what sub-atomic particle creates it? Will the power of the magic particle be enough to prevent the heat death of the universe?

Magic is the knowledge of how to use various forces of nature to accomplish various ends.
If you think of sub-atomic particles as lego bricks, magic is the instruction sheet on how to put them together to build what you want.
Using magic contributes to the heat in the universe, so, no, I don't think you use it prevent the heat death of the universe. Beyond which, why would you want to prevent the heat death of the universe?

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- Could I use magic to make the earth disappear and kill everybody?

You'd need to either: (i) tap into a really big energy source, or, using summoning (ii) convince a really powerful entity to do it for you.

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- How many spacial dimensions does the universe have? Could I use magic to travel across the fourth spacial dimension? Will I finally get to see a tesseract?

Our current universe has three spatial dimensions. Some speculate that there are more, but those are curled up tight and basically inaccessible.
If you saw a tesseract, to your senses it would look like a cube or a square, so I'm not sure what the appeal is.

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- Could I use math magic to create a triangle with two right angles?

Sure. Draw it on a curved surface, like the surface of the Earth. If you draw a triangle with one point on the North Pole and the other two points on the Equator, you would have a triangle with two right angles (the ones on the Equator). If you make the line along the Equator one quarter of the circumference of the Earth, you'd have a triangle with three right angles. It also works on smaller curved surfaces, so get yourself a basket ball, or a balloon, or one of those globes of the Earth, and give it a try.

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- When are muggles going to receive affirmative action?

Muggles have affirmative action; it's called technology. Spares them having to learn how to do things, since the technology does it for them.

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- If monsters exist, where are they? Do they work at Monsters Inc?

Monsters are all over the place, you just don't recognize them as monsters. I suppose some of them might work at Monsters Inc., but if those monsters start to make little kids giggle in joy rather scream in fear (as the end of the film Monsters, Inc. suggests they will start to do) would they still be monsters?

Hope this helps and that I have contributed to your amusement.



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07 Apr 2018, 12:14 am

DarthMetaKnight wrote:
Isn't demon summoning a form of slavery? I doubt that there are any labor unions in Hell, so demons are probably just enslaved by various fatass Satanist teens every day. That's a form of unpaid, forced labor. Those poor creatures. It must be especially bad for female demons who are summoned by horny teenage boys.

See? The more you think about occultism, the more stupid it seems.

8O :lol:

I'm not an occultist, but theses guys seem to be really good at art.



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07 Apr 2018, 10:44 am

I also know that fortune telling is fake.

If fortune telling is real, why can't fortune tellers tell us whether or not protons can decay? Why can't fortune tellers tell us precisely how dangerous global warming is going to be? Why can't fortune tellers tell us about the size of the universe? Why can't they tell us how many special dimensions the universe has? Why can't they tell us whether or not global social anarchism is ultimately possible within a technological setting?

You never hear a fortune teller say "In the future, I see that protons do not decay, so all matter will become iron via quantum tunneling."

Perhaps a crystal ball is merely a ball of minerals.

Year, crystals are pretty and sparkly. So is the water in my toilet. That doesn't make it magical ... stupid.


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07 Apr 2018, 10:56 am

I'll clarify quickly:

I know this thread is a joke, DMK's usually tend that way. I think the only reason I chimed in was it sounded like there was an embedded 'Are there any practicing esotericists/occultists on the forum?' - which I'm happy enough to show that I have the guts to stand in for a head-count but that's about the limit of my interest.

As for the remainder I might take a crack at the questions if I'm feeling creative enough to come up with something appropriately asinine enough for every single one of them to meet the occasion.

I've come about as close to being 'serious' in this thread as I'm going to and everything from here on out that I say will neither be serious nor sincere.


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07 Apr 2018, 10:17 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wtj59opWKg

Hmm; I'm not much one for wasting
my time on 'Foolish PrankS' unless there is
a Message of intent at Hand for it's true life is
Full of 'Strange Magic' and there is a Song By ELO
that relates this ARTiFacT oF LiFe in MuSiC as MaGicK
Spelled with a K is Developed by Underground Renowned
Mostly White Magic Occultist Aleister Crowley as it's true he's inspired
a Substantial Number of Rock and Rollers to Partake in all kinds of Drug
Ingestion and Group Sex with Tenderest Age Groupies as such for some Sex
Magic too, for Aleister Grew up in the Victorian Corset all Buttoned up to the Top
Age long Before the Secret came out that Woman are Multi-Orgasmic Beings far more
Advanced than Men in the Art of Sex when alloWed to Spread tHeir Butterfly Wings Fully
Per actual Do; And while Lust in the Victorian and Still 'Bible' age was a Sin and Forbidden it
was/is Magic to Bring greater Fortune for those who exercised it as any Tantric Art will still do now;
Thing is, Sex and White and Black Magic aren't so far fetched anymore per the rule of Science for now
Science Shows the "Voodoo" Nocebo effect when folks focus on negative intent is a source of actual Bad
Ju Ju in the real Do of Karma as Monkey thinks Bad things Monkey Do Bad things and Monkey Do Bad things
and Monkey live in some more misery and Suffering while the real Placebo Effect of Prayer is proven to actually
Bring so-called un-responsive to Medical Intervention to so-called incurable Disease into Spontaneous Recovery
for those who come together in a Loving Spirit of Caring as we do have the ability to heal ourselves in the Hands
of Love for those who even experience any Love as Faith at all. Only About 30 Percent of the Population; about the
same Percentage of the Population that is Hot on Prayer can actually benefit from the Placebo Affect and Effect and
it's true, the "Voodoo" Nocebo Impact, effects and affects people differently depending on Nature and Nurture too for
Innate and Environmental Factors too. So, Back to Sex Magic; while there are different ways to do that Scientists
Now Study Lust and Love and Show that a Balance of Both actually comes best as Males become more Creative
and Productive and in General Females become more Socially Cooperative when they come into contact
with so-called Prospective 'Hot Hunks'; It's True, Lust and Love is the Core Fuel of Productivity
and Creativity and Social Cooperation of Civilization today and if you wanna see the
height of all of this; just spend a day at Bikini Beach Down here where I still
live and go to Paradise; And it's True, it's like a Refreshing Tour of
the Virgin Islands all over again, hehe; Well, Okay, we can
see by reviewing the Art and Science of this as well
as what some folks in some Cultures consider
as Occult Meditation Practices as the
Work of the so-Called Devil too;
when nothing could be further from the
Truth iN LiGHT as well as Electronic Trance Dance Music
as all of this when one Dances too now is the real assessed
Fountain of Youth Now ranging from Building Gray Matter
Across the Brain except for Reducing Fear inducing Gray
Matter in the Amygdala; to higher Potential Levels of Human
Growth Hormone Listening to Electronic Ascendent Transcendent
Ecstatic Assisting Music now to the fact that Meditation itself is shown
in some studies to be 26 Percent more effective than Opiates still these days
And for those Studies that assess the Brain Health through Scans of 50 year
Old Meditator Brains as compared to 25 Year Old 'Normal' Brains; the 50 Year
Old Meditators Reflect the Brain Health of the 25 Year Old so-called 'Normal' Brains
as yes, this Occult Identified Activity is literally one real source of a real Human Fountain
of Youth, Now. Yes, the Placebo Effect is Very Healthy along with a Healthy and Balanced Diet
of Lust and Love too. And yes, Science also shows that Moving Meditation Enhances Cognitive
Executive Functioning through the Bio-Feedback of Emotional Regulation and Sensory Integration
Enhancing Both Cognitive Executive Functioning; as Short Term Working Memory too for all this is such
Good News, it's almost enough Muse to Finish closes to a 300K Word Personal 4th New Testament on the
Subject at Hand and HeART and SPiRiT all Flesh and Blood MiNd and BoDy BaLanCinG SoUL and with about
30K more words or so i'll get that knocked out at the end of this 9 week Effort of what will approach a 6 Million
Word Long Form Poem Bible by 6.6.18; along with 9300 Miles of Public Dance in a 58 Month Effort by my 58th
Birthday on that Date too coming in Two Months from now; but it's true, I 'Strained my Magic' Leg Pressing 1020 LBS
Yesterday while doing that as my usual 52 reps; as hey, I'm just human; but voila I did some more Dance tonight in
Public and almost MaGiCaLLy, i'M as Good as Good News again. It's true, they don't teach this stuff in School
And it's also
True; Science
is finally Catching
up on the Truly Effective
iN LiGHT oF LoVE iN Strength
of Grace WiLL what the Occult of before is as
is now the Science of the Fountain of Human
Youth and much greater potential in Art and Science too;
As a practice of Life that is more than a 'Book Worm' Sitting Still.
Works for me and for those who discount the 'Possibilties' in life;
All Cynical of the LiGht oR Fearful of the so-called DArk of LiFe Scoffing
all the way calling it Woo or Devil Worship or Satanism; adhering too closely
to outdated Text Books of Science or Bibles of Religion Same too in more Concrete
ways of Science thinking out of much Greater Arts of life; they lose; they just lose out on
much Greater
Human Potential
in Both Epigenetics
and Neuroplasticity of
Unpacking Dormant Genetic
Material and Re-Wiring the Body
from Head to Toe with Positive Force
Energy in a Lust and Love For Life that is truly Amazing.
First things First as each step to light means change as those
who sit still
in dark of
Misery and Company
in Fear of DArk and Cynicism
of LiGHt; Voila, they do that Karma;
Its true, tHeRe is Science of Art
too and yes Strange Magic too;
I am not afraid of the DArk or Cynical of
tHE LiGHt; and I Document my Heaven for Case
Study as at age 58, I'm Living a Life now that most
Young Men could not even Dream of doing now; I Make my MaGiC
Real for without
Real Life Positive
Impacts of Effect in Results;
it's no more effective than a Roman's
10:9 or John 3:16 Misinterpreted as a
'the' instead of just another 'A' Dude now;
Whoever wrote the Deeper Parables actually Did this
then too with all natural innate instinct and intuition too
for those folks who employ this MaGiC then and now too.
And it stands to Measure that John 14:12 and Thomas 37 as
Gnostic Verse too, tales a much great tell of Human Potential Still for those who just
do it
no longer
just reciting
lip service now..:)


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Magic is real.
Ask any unicorn.


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08 Apr 2018, 9:55 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Ugh; the Perfectionist I tend to Lean to; doesn't like
Mistakes; but Leaves them be in instances for the very reason
that Perfectionism is Dangerous to Health; but anyway; Meditation
does not do 'Inducing' Gray Matter of the Amygdala for Fear now;
but Meditation, Does Reduce the Gray Matter of the Amygdala now;
thereby reducing, now, the Reactivity of Fear and the Underlying Biology
of that of course, too. Anyway, in General, from a Historical Perspective now;
Occult was the 'secret' Language to transfer what worked beyond what Antiquated
Religion suggested was Sin with illusory Fears of Hell, if one didn't/doesn't follow along with
Guidelines to repress and be oppressed in Basic Human Nature as far as the Good News that
Humans are innately born Altruistic at Birth and not Evil in Sin as Onward Christian Soldiers still pretend;
And that a Sensual Dance was Evil in Foot Loose Ways of Fear, when it only drives Creativity and Productivity
and Social Cooperation when come again as real out of the Sidewalks of Life that Repress and Oppress our Animal
Natures as evolved for the Best Ticket to a Pleasure of Heaven now within; and with each other too, in a Happy Dance
of Life; after the Work for forage and basic survival is done for the Day of Happy Thrive. Thing is; the Occult Practices
are subject to the same veils of ignorance as 'good old time' religions too. So, we get one 'guru', like Aleister Crowley,
Writing down Poetic Words from his own Real Biological Divine Holy and Sacred Feeling Holy Creative Spirit to him
that/who suggests that Compassion is not good; and ingesting Drugs is good and then you get all kind of fresh
hell from that as people look to 'this; or that 'Guru'; as the Authority on how to get to Heaven now.
Even though, He started off with a clear statement that the only Law was/is the Law of Love
under Will; but 'you' better Do Love First if you really wanna do life like that for Aleister
Tortured Small Animals as a Child and Left his Compatriots to die on a Frozen Mountain
Expedition; so, while he talked about Love, he didn't really do it much;
so, it was basically just another verse for him in how he actually did
not live his life. Yes, it's hard to escape Biology and Particularly
when one is not raised with a Loving Mother who other
wise calls her Child a Beast per 666 and all of that
as a Matriarch of the Clergy in her own home
as Her Husband and Aleister's Father
Was Part of that Clergy, too.
No Doubt, much of what Fueled
the Creativity and Productivity of Aleister
was the empty place inside, not provided as an
Environment of an Estrogen Dripping Loving Mother
in what other wise might be some thing other than an Addiction
to Drugs across his Lifespan; and so-called Holy Writings Based on
the inherent Good of External Substances to Get to Heaven when it's
a Loving Dance away together as any Native Indigenous almost Naked
Tribe Dancing together Naturally feels and senses from Head to toe hand in
Hand and Hip to Hip and the Such as that. Anyway, there are seriously still lots of
Onward Christian Love our Quarterback alone or go to hell folks who seriously believe
that any activity out of their 'playbook' is the Occult and overall Devil Worship too; but voila,
again, for even when attempting to play with those Folks to bring them out of basic misery and
suffering in Depression and foggy focus; as yes, Executive Cognitive Functioning including better
Long and Short Term Working Memory, is not only enhanced by Meditation either still or moving in
Dance; but just basic exercise too; and obviously the more out of the box the exercise is in Basic Creativity
out of guidelines and instructions, lights up more areas of the Brain as that's what all novelty associated activities
do; make new connections in the Mind/Body. In other words, Shock and Awe; do something different and get a More
Complexly, Connected, Wired Mind/Body. Anyway, for those folks who still insist that Dance and Meditation are Satan's
Work, and even Music too; there is always another Ted Talk, like the one linked below, by Neuro-Scientist Wendy
Suzuki that makes the Research Clear that just exercising three times a week in itself will enhance Gray Matter
in the Neo Cortex for Greater Focus in Cognitive Executive Functioning Along with Body Building up the
Hippocampus for Long Term Memory Greater Function too. For those of us who have been exercising
all our life; and still retain our Youth Full Vigor from Head to toe; we already understand this from
ages 12 and on and the such as that as we physically exercised in the real life out of Screens
from the ages of a little child too; with the neighborhood kids in ball games around
the block too; It's only common sense and feel now that the reason so
many Kids these days are on Psychotropic Drugs and in therapy
is basically they don't get off their butts in a day of the
life of the 21st Century iN Screen-life and
Button Pushers and Remote Control
folks in a Virtual World
that doesn't even
get a fresh
more oxygenated
Blood Flow to the Brain
or to Burn off the Stress Chemicals
of a Very Violent Video Game done in
a truly 'ignorant' manner of Sitting still; when
fight or flight doesn't mean just moving one's fingers
to release what must be burnt off; So Chronic Tension/Panic Attacks don't
come from a Build up of Stress Chemicals in the Blood Stream; now, even
in a sad very young age. If you really wanna get happy, get off the screens
once in a while and just do a Happy Dance as a Religion of Life and even Sing
along if you like to regulate emotions as the Dance Integrates Senses as well but
still, if one believes that
is an Occult Practice as 'by God'
Many Christian and Muslim Folks still
are Terrified by both Dance and Electronic
Music that stimulates the Mind and Body in
Greater ways of Nirvana and Bliss; yes, one can
just take a walk around their Block, if their religion
allows even that; as in some Countries Women don't get
to do that unless they are accompanied by a Family Man too.
It's true, it's Hard to be truly Free even in a Free Country for folks
who have forgotten or have never done a Happy Dance of Life; but for those
who started and or remember and keep doing it or start for the First time now;
There is a Great
Deal of Science
these days
that
shows
just what
the Biological
Underpinning are
of How Beneficial a
Dance of Life is still now.
It's True, according to Human
Evolution as Dance was the first Communication
that Humans used before the Written word; some stuff
just never goes out of fashion to attain a Healthy Heaven
now that lasts. This no magic incantation or a verse out of
an Antiquated Bible Book/Science Text Book; This is much older
than even before the 'Apple'; This is a Happy Dance that still works
for Heaven now
that takes
absolutely
no written words
at all except for perhaps
A Ticket to Get to Heaven Now;
Ha! Yes, SecreTs iN 'Plain Dance'..;)

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aghogday wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Ugh; the Perfectionist I tend to Lean to; doesn't like
Mistakes; but Leaves them be in instances for the very reason
that Perfectionism is Dangerous to Health; but anyway; Meditation
does not do 'Inducing' Gray Matter of the Amygdala for Fear now;
but Meditation, Does Reduce the Gray Matter of the Amygdala now;
thereby reducing, now, the Reactivity of Fear and the Underlying Biology
of that of course, too. Anyway, in General, from a Historical Perspective now;
Occult was the 'secret' Language to transfer what worked beyond what Antiquated
Religion suggested was Sin with illusory Fears of Hell, if one didn't/doesn't follow along with
Guidelines to repress and be oppressed in Basic Human Nature as far as the Good News that
Humans are innately born Altruistic at Birth and not Evil in Sin as Onward Christian Soldiers still pretend;
And that a Sensual Dance was Evil in Foot Loose Ways of Fear, when it only drives Creativity and Productivity
and Social Cooperation when come again as real out of the Sidewalks of Life that Repress and Oppress our Animal
Natures as evolved for the Best Ticket to a Pleasure of Heaven now within; and with each other too, in a Happy Dance
of Life; after the Work for forage and basic survival is done for the Day of Happy Thrive. Thing is; the Occult Practices
are subject to the same veils of ignorance as 'good old time' religions too. So, we get one 'guru', like Aleister Crowley,
Writing down Poetic Words from his own Real Biological Divine Holy and Sacred Feeling Holy Creative Spirit to him
that/who suggests that Compassion is not good; and ingesting Drugs is good and then you get all kind of fresh
hell from that as people look to 'this; or that 'Guru'; as the Authority on how to get to Heaven now.
Even though, He started off with a clear statement that the only Law was/is the Law of Love
under Will; but 'you' better Do Love First if you really wanna do life like that for Aleister
Tortured Small Animals as a Child and Left his Compatriots to die on a Frozen Mountain
Expedition; so, while he talked about Love, he didn't really do it much;
so, it was basically just another verse for him in how he actually did
not live his life. Yes, it's hard to escape Biology and Particularly
when one is not raised with a Loving Mother who other
wise calls her Child a Beast per 666 and all of that
as a Matriarch of the Clergy in her own home
as Her Husband and Aleister's Father
Was Part of that Clergy, too.
No Doubt, much of what Fueled
the Creativity and Productivity of Aleister
was the empty place inside, not provided as an
Environment of an Estrogen Dripping Loving Mother
in what other wise might be some thing other than an Addiction
to Drugs across his Lifespan; and so-called Holy Writings Based on
the inherent Good of External Substances to Get to Heaven when it's
a Loving Dance away together as any Native Indigenous almost Naked
Tribe Dancing together Naturally feels and senses from Head to toe hand in
Hand and Hip to Hip and the Such as that. Anyway, there are seriously still lots of
Onward Christian Love our Quarterback alone or go to hell folks who seriously believe
that any activity out of their 'playbook' is the Occult and overall Devil Worship too; but voila,
again, for even when attempting to play with those Folks to bring them out of basic misery and
suffering in Depression and foggy focus; as yes, Executive Cognitive Functioning including better
Long and Short Term Working Memory, is not only enhanced by Meditation either still or moving in
Dance; but just basic exercise too; and obviously the more out of the box the exercise is in Basic Creativity
out of guidelines and instructions, lights up more areas of the Brain as that's what all novelty associated activities
do; make new connections in the Mind/Body. In other words, Shock and Awe; do something different and get a More
Complexly, Connected, Wired Mind/Body. Anyway, for those folks who still insist that Dance and Meditation are Satan's
Work, and even Music too; there is always another Ted Talk, like the one linked below, by Neuro-Scientist Wendy
Suzuki that makes the Research Clear that just exercising three times a week in itself will enhance Gray Matter
in the Neo Cortex for Greater Focus in Cognitive Executive Functioning Along with Body Building up the
Hippocampus for Long Term Memory Greater Function too. For those of us who have been exercising
all our life; and still retain our Youth Full Vigor from Head to toe; we already understand this from
ages 12 and on and the such as that as we physically exercised in the real life out of Screens
from the ages of a little child too; with the neighborhood kids in ball games around
the block too; It's only common sense and feel now that the reason so
many Kids these days are on Psychotropic Drugs and in therapy
is basically they don't get off their butts in a day of the
life of the 21st Century iN Screen-life and
Button Pushers and Remote Control
folks in a Virtual World
that doesn't even
get a fresh
more oxygenated
Blood Flow to the Brain
or to Burn off the Stress Chemicals
of a Very Violent Video Game done in
a truly 'ignorant' manner of Sitting still; when
fight or flight doesn't mean just moving one's fingers
to release what must be burnt off; So Chronic Tension/Panic Attacks don't
come from a Build up of Stress Chemicals in the Blood Stream; now, even
in a sad very young age. If you really wanna get happy, get off the screens
once in a while and just do a Happy Dance as a Religion of Life and even Sing
along if you like to regulate emotions as the Dance Integrates Senses as well but
still, if one believes that
is an Occult Practice as 'by God'
Many Christian and Muslim Folks still
are Terrified by both Dance and Electronic
Music that stimulates the Mind and Body in
Greater ways of Nirvana and Bliss; yes, one can
just take a walk around their Block, if their religion
allows even that; as in some Countries Women don't get
to do that unless they are accompanied by a Family Man too.
It's true, it's Hard to be truly Free even in a Free Country for folks
who have forgotten or have never done a Happy Dance of Life; but for those
who started and or remember and keep doing it or start for the First time now;
There is a Great
Deal of Science
these days
that
shows
just what
the Biological
Underpinning are
of How Beneficial a
Dance of Life is still now.
It's True, according to Human
Evolution as Dance was the first Communication
that Humans used before the Written word; some stuff
just never goes out of fashion to attain a Healthy Heaven
now that lasts. This no magic incantation or a verse out of
an Antiquated Bible Book/Science Text Book; This is much older
than even before the 'Apple'; This is a Happy Dance that still works
for Heaven now
that takes
absolutely
no written words
at all except for perhaps
A Ticket to Get to Heaven Now;
Ha! Yes, SecreTs iN 'Plain Dance'..;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHY0FxzoKZE


Would you please not break the internet every time you post? thank you.



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09 Apr 2018, 12:13 pm

Booyakasha wrote:


Would you please not break the internet every time you post? thank you.


Smiles; That Depends Bookakasha; for if you are suggesting that I must do
something different in the style of my Writing with your Moderator voice; sure, I will do that
if you specify just exactly what it is I am doing here that breaks the rules here in this Thread Specifically
Designed to Mock the Occult Arts that are coming more to light of what Science says works. It's true, I rarely
use all Caps anymore as although the Owner said he didn't have a problem with it; other moderators did.

I am surely not involved in any 'altercations' here; for I am just expressing the Science of the Art of
Occult in great detail here.

As far as Size goes; this isn't that much longer than the Original opening mocking post here.

As far as moving from one side of the page to the other to write; most of the post fits the page.
And on top of that it's Art; and Art counts too; integral to the Discussion of Philosophy, still now too.

But if you do not want to address the topic at hand; and this is just another one of many
Ad hominem attacks that I have received here in the last few weeks for my Neuro-Diverse
way of communicating; as I do not fit the mold expected of how most communicate; what
is the purpose of this Internet Site, in the first place; particularly, when the Forum is
Philosphy as Philosophy through history is discussed more as Art than Science
Still.

On top of that; it's not me that's Breaking this Internet site. It's already infected
with Malware every time someone attempt to open up the site; but I'm not 'naive'
enough to dial up the 1-800 numbers; although, some members are 'naive' and
some already suffer for the inefficiencies of how this site is currently operating.

Case in point; Aspie Utah as it cost him 160 US Dollars to solve his problem
and he left and isn't coming back and even threw his 'Wrong Planet Shirt' away.
It's true; not everyone dislikes me here my friend. And some folks do understand
all of what I write too; who have the appropriate Educational/Life Experience
Background to do so.

Anyway; i'll go away; and perhaps one day come back
when more open minds rule for all of what I do.

It doesn't make a whole lot of 'logic' to
'chase off' the remaining folks who even care
enough about this place to wade through all the
Malware attacks. But do as you will as 'they' say; you are
the Moderator and you are the Boss; It's kind of sad now
that if you don't like how i write; you won't just scroll by what I do.

And really, it's not fair; as other folks have their eccentricities in how they
post too. Whatever it is you do not like about me; it's really hard for me to tell
when you just attack my Humanity now by telling me I break the Internet. Though, it's
true, if you ever come to visit me where I live; you will need a most powerful Computer
and Broad Band Access to open me up there. Thing is, my FriEnd, technology will eventually
catch up to my ever growing human potential too; probably after I'm Dead and Gone, hehe. Anyway;
I am not going to play games with anyone here, now. And I know where the doors are that lead to endless
other Pastures of Light instead of Dark muse; as well as Dark muse too when one is pursuing Human Potential now..:)

Anyway, last time you Temporarily Banned me for a Month; I said all you had to do is ask me to go; So I am leaving
now of my own accord. And no, I will not be back as long as you are a Moderator here; so you will not have to
worry about my existence elsewhere; and how I Neuro-diversely communicate as a Free Human being for
what i am i will be with Love of course..:)

And on top of that the only reason I came back is I thought
you left his place; My mistake now for not finding you first.
I apologize still that my existence here as i am bothers you.
Just a suggestion; It might help to keep the Moderator list updated;
Of course, now, it might also help to clean the site of Malware too;
As yes, of course; People are leaving without being pushed out of the door too.:)


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aghogday wrote:
And really, it's not fair; as other folks have their eccentricities in how they
post too. Whatever it is you do not like about me; it's really hard for me to tell
when you just attack my Humanity now by telling me I break the Internet.


Other folks have their eccentricities? Bollocks. Stop using your autism as a crutch like a loser.

I have autism and I was bullied relentlessly for it when I was in school. Now I have finished university and I post like a normal person. I understand that low-functioning people might not be able to handle the stress of a job or university, but how hard is it to make a normal-looking post?

Weird posts are annoying and hard to read, especially if that weirdness is intentional. There are some people on this site who make four spelling mistakes per sentence, but you are deliberately trying to waste space and piss us off with your trollish posting style. In other words, you are officially worse than the people who use autism as a crutch to get out of work.

Attack my humanity? Boo hoo. Cry me a goddamn river. You sound like an SJW Tumblrette when you whine like that. Have you no dignity? If you are 57 then perhaps you should start acting like a goddamn adult.


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DarthMetaKnight wrote:
aghogday wrote:
And really, it's not fair; as other folks have their eccentricities in how they
post too. Whatever it is you do not like about me; it's really hard for me to tell
when you just attack my Humanity now by telling me I break the Internet.


Other folks have their eccentricities? Bollocks. Stop using your autism as a crutch like a loser.

I have autism and I was bullied relentlessly for it when I was in school. Now I have finished university and I post like a normal person. I understand that low-functioning people might not be able to handle the stress of a job or university, but how hard is it to make a normal-looking post?

Weird posts are annoying and hard to read, especially if that weirdness is intentional. There are some people on this site who make four spelling mistakes per sentence, but you are deliberately trying to waste space and piss us off with your trollish posting style. In other words, you are officially worse than the people who use autism as a crutch to get out of work.

Attack my humanity? Boo hoo. Cry me a goddamn river. You sound like an SJW Tumblrette when you whine like that. Have you no dignity? If you are 57 then perhaps you should start acting like a goddamn adult.


Ha! Dude; I already said I was going. Why in the World would you invite
me back with a clear Personal Attack here. Listen up; I surely don't
need your approval; for where I come from People Name me Legend
just for the Dance of me; and If you like, i will show you 2000 Beautiful
Female Faces smiling with me in their early twenties of Dance still now at my Age of 57 who
accept me enough as is; as trust me, my Dance is much Stranger than my Writing, hehe.
This isn't my Home now; this is just a Hobby now; and my Hobby goes all around the Globe
in a myriad of interesting places, dark through light. As far as accomplishments go; Financially
Independent in the Capitalist World, Retired from a Top Paying Federal Government Service Job; House
and Car Paid of and Retirement Funds Filled to the top with a Gorgeous Wife; I've done stuff you can't
likely even imagine yet, are possible. Smiles, I suggest you get out more if you can and will, too; and fulfill
more of your human potential for what you name weird; people in other places name Masterpiece still;
meanwhile; and yeah, yeah, yeah; I graduated from A University with Three College Degrees too but i've
learned 100 and more times more than that just through a Free Verse Dance and Song of life;
Best of wishes
as you make the life you do;
And as far as suggesting I'm some
kind of lesser man for I have a HeART;
well, it's True, Real Men now who stand over
(yes, the Real Alpha ones you write about)
6 Feet tall at 240LBs of Muscle and Leg
Press a Half a Ton, 50 times or so Can and
Will Love too, in fact, if I wasn't Love incarnate
Now; i'd only be Half as Strong and a Third of smART.
Meanwhile; i'm going now as the Moderator thinks I AM weird, too.
I am Weird; but so are most geniuses as History most definitely still shows.
And no, it wasn't me who named me genius; links available upon request for that too.
And on top of that it's all documented on my Website still for those with Powerful enough
Computers
and Broad
Band assess too;
But SeriouSly, just
let me go; okay as
this hasn't been any
more fun for me as it is for you
as there are much nicer places in the World to
Visit That are almost Purely Love and Rose Gardens to BE;
And not infected all over with Malware too; location location location as they say..;)


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09 Apr 2018, 1:32 pm

Toodles!

Since that has been sorted out let's please return to the subject of this thread:

DarthMetaKnight wrote:
Hi all.

I'm making this thread because there are some people in this world who truly believe that magic is real.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occult#Occultism

Are there any people here on Wrong Planet who truly believe in magic and spells? If so, I have some questions for y'all.

- When does a developing fetus gain the ability to use magic? Is it possible for a fetus to cast spells while still in the womb?
- When did ancestral hominids gain the ability to cast spells?
- Do any aliens cast spells? Is that why we haven't found them yet?
- Could I use magic to travel back in time and ride on a dinosaur?
- Is the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser really magical? If so, does this mean that Mr. Clean is the Devil? If not, shouldn't Procter & Gamble be sued?
- Which of these is closest to real magic? Magic The Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, or My Little Pony?
- Which is the best pony?
- Would I be kicked out of an occultist meeting if I used 20 Black Lotuses and 20 Plague Rats?
- If magic works, why don't they use it in hospitals?
- Why don't they use magic in the military?
- When Kim Il-sung was born, did the birds really sing in Korean? Did you guys do that?
- Do you seriously believe in occultism or are you just trolling the Abrahamic religions?
- I once tried to summon the soul of Billy Mays using a Satanic ritual. Why didn't he show up? He didn't even give me some OxiClean to clean the goat blood out of the carpet. Did I dial the wrong number?
- Are you a member of the Illuminati? If so, why do you hate America?
- Why didn't the victims of the Salem Witch Trials use their magic to escape?
- Could I use magic to make The Simpsons funny again?
- Is Satan gay? If so, how can demon spawn exist? Are they just adopted? Who is the mother?
- Satan is portrayed as a bad guy in Cuphead. Is this hate speech? Should StudioMDHR be sued?
- Who would win in a boxing match? Anton LaVey or L. Ron Hubbard?
- Could I use Magic to make my anime waifu real?
- How's the 8th grade going?
- Is meme magic real? Does this mean that Satan and Kek are the same bloke?
- Why do witches keep black cats? Shouldn't they keep Tasmanian Devils? How come there aren't any witches in Australia?
- Is magic a fifth fundamental force of nature? If so, what sub-atomic particle creates it? Will the power of the magic particle be enough to prevent the heat death of the universe?
- Could I use magic to make the earth disappear and kill everybody?
- How many spacial dimensions does the universe have? Could I use magic to travel across the fourth spacial dimension? Will I finally get to see a tesseract?
- Could I use math magic to create a triangle with two right angles?
- When are muggles going to receive affirmative action?
- If monsters exist, where are they? Do they work at Monsters Inc?

Note to Mods: Please don't delete this. I laughed my ass off while making this post.



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^^
Thanks
With Adieu..;)


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