Flat Earthers Believe Australia Does NOT EXIST

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15 May 2018, 9:51 pm


People will believe anything eh?


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16 May 2018, 12:15 am

Outer space doesn't exist- that's a basic tenet of flat earthism.

But now we have to give up believing in Australia too?

What about New Zealand?



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16 May 2018, 1:21 am

hale_bopp, yellowmartin, b9, Retrogamer...you all don't exist.



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16 May 2018, 1:29 am

^who are those people? :?


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16 May 2018, 2:21 am

I believe that her name is "Yellowtamarin " , but yes....all those folks, and Cyberdad, AussieBloke, and so on....

Theyre all just sock puppets of folks in the Northern Hemisphere. Folks who are part of the big conspiracy!



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16 May 2018, 2:46 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
^who are those people? :?



I have no idea, probably NASA puppets.



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16 May 2018, 8:56 pm

If Australia isn't real, where did Muttaburrasaurus live?

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16 May 2018, 9:02 pm

DarthMetaKnight wrote:
If Australia isn't real, where did Muttaburrasaurus live?

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fossils faked by NASA. It never lived at all!

And don't tell me that you actually BELIEVE in the existence of duckbill platypus!

A chimera is more believable than that!

Platypus, kangaroos, wombats, Mel Gibson, Olivia Newton John, Natalie Imbruglia, Nicole Kidman, and the Bee Gees, are all mythical creatures!



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16 May 2018, 9:05 pm

The Bee Gees were actually immigrants to Australia. They were originally from the UK.



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16 May 2018, 9:14 pm

This actually all makes sense if you've read Discworld.


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16 May 2018, 9:16 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Theyre all just sock puppets of folks in the Northern Hemisphere

Sorry, hemi-what? What subterfuge is this?! A heretical spy in our midst!! ! 8O :lol:


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17 May 2018, 5:31 am

Trogluddite wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Theyre all just sock puppets of folks in the Northern Hemisphere

Sorry, hemi-what? What subterfuge is this?! A heretical spy in our midst!! ! 8O :lol:

:lol:

Good point. I misspoke.

But you know what I mean.

What they WANT YOU TO BELIEVE is the top half of our supposedly spherical ( but really flat disc shaped) world!



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17 May 2018, 1:16 pm

^ Makes me think of maps. I can never get out of my head that North is "up" and South is "down".

Another weird one I came across is that there's supposedly a space-time warping phenomenon called the "pac-man effect". This explains why you can go "around" the world - you don't, but when you get to the edge, you go through some kind of wormhole which teleports you around to the opposite side like in the computer game. I suppose the "pac-man effect" would explain the existence of "ghosts" as well! :lol:


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17 May 2018, 5:24 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
The Bee Gees were actually immigrants to Australia. They were originally from the UK.


You poor thing!

Youre SO naïve!! !! !

Every wonder why....the Early Bee Gees are so easily mistaken for the Beatles?

Every wonder way the later Bee Gees are so easily mistaken for Earth, Wind, and Fire?

It's because ...the early BeeGees WERE the Beatles under cover, and because the later Bee Gees were Maurice White, and Earth Wind and Fire under cover!

The Brothers Gibb never really existed!



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17 May 2018, 5:29 pm

Trogluddite wrote:
^ Makes me think of maps. I can never get out of my head that North is "up" and South is "down".

Another weird one I came across is that there's supposedly a space-time warping phenomenon called the "pac-man effect". This explains why you can go "around" the world - you don't, but when you get to the edge, you go through some kind of wormhole which teleports you around to the opposite side like in the computer game. I suppose the "pac-man effect" would explain the existence of "ghosts" as well! :lol:


That Pac Man theory is new to me.

If you go on UTube you learn that most of these neo flat earthers answer the question of "why are able to sail around the earth without falling off?" by claiming that the earth is a flat disc. Imagine of the seal of the United Nations was a pizza pie. The center is the north pole. And the continents, and oceans all radiate outward. And the continent of Antarctica is not that blob of land at the bottom of a globe, but is like the crust around the edge of the pizza. And that crust both holds the oceans in, and keeps us from falling off the earth.