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20 Jul 2019, 1:11 pm

I attended a free music festival yesterday near my house.

I was my girlfriend, but they had a chance encounter. However, they got along just fine.

The free music festival is always in mid-July and celebrates rock music.


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21 Jul 2019, 4:22 pm

Probably me being aspie but - you weren't your own girlfriend, surely? Unless you mean 'I was with my girlfriend'
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21 Jul 2019, 4:38 pm

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Probably me being aspie but - you weren't your own girlfriend, surely? Unless you mean 'I was with my girlfriend'
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I made 10 jokes against Celtic today

I walked the dog today

I bought lunch at a shop today rather than eating at a café


By my powers of deduction

You boycotted the cafe today and you walked your dog. I don't think you would make 10 jokes about your clan maybe 1 or 2.


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21 Jul 2019, 5:27 pm

KT67 wrote:
Unless you mean 'I was with my girlfriend'
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I made 10 jokes against Celtic today

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I bought lunch at a shop today rather than eating at a café


Uh yeah...I was with my girlfriend. At some point, she and my mom will eventually have their first encounter.

As for you Lady KT, is it the first one?


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21 Jul 2019, 5:36 pm

Who supposedly had a chance encounter.



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21 Jul 2019, 5:48 pm

We avoid reading cheesy romance novels.

We actually have a dog, not a cat.

We still go to the same church and are welcomed with open arms.


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22 Jul 2019, 3:42 pm

#1 for KT

#2 for AA


1. I'm wearing pearl earrings.

2. I'm wearing a bathing suit and wrap.

3. I'm wearing a sundress.



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22 Jul 2019, 4:02 pm

Number 2?

1. I have a Polynesian Father

2. I have an African American uncle

3. I have an aunt who is a lesbian


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22 Jul 2019, 4:14 pm

You're right!

I'm pretty sure 1 is true. I'll guess ... 2?



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22 Jul 2019, 4:15 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
You're right!

I'm pretty sure 1 is true. I'll guess ... 2?

Nope. Number 3 is the answer. As far as I know I don't have an aunt who is a lesbian. :P


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22 Jul 2019, 4:17 pm

1. One of my aunties hosted a Jazz show on television.

2. One of my aunties has purple eyebrows.

3. One of my aunties hasn't left her home in a decade.



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22 Jul 2019, 4:25 pm

Number 2?


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22 Jul 2019, 4:27 pm

No. She does have purple eyebrows. She had them tattooed because she is almost albino and didn't really have eyebrows. They're a very muted lavender (A very regrettable choice in the 80s). :(

Try again.



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22 Jul 2019, 4:28 pm

Number 3?


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22 Jul 2019, 4:29 pm

Nope. Come to think of it, it's closer to 20 years for my aunt. She has been housebound with agoraphobia and depression since she was widowed.

#1 is my lie. My exbf's aunt hosted such a show, but not my own aunt.