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17 Jun 2018, 5:16 pm

If people have turned water into tea by putting in a tea bag, why do we still have water?



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17 Jun 2018, 5:32 pm

Because we like water. Water is the substance of life.



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17 Jun 2018, 9:44 pm

Because the fish would get alcohol poisoning and die. :lol:

And because no one has ever been able to magically turn water into wine.



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17 Jun 2018, 9:46 pm

Water you talking about?


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17 Jun 2018, 10:17 pm

We need water to clean ourselves with.


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18 Jun 2018, 12:57 am

I turned wine into water once. No one was pleased.

Next I want to fill a swimming pool full of dry ice and see if people can go swimming without getting wet after it melts.



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18 Jun 2018, 1:27 am

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If Jesus Turned Water Into Wine, Why Is There Still Water?

Because he couldn't decide whether to go for white, rosé or red wine, or even sparkling wine

EzraS wrote:
I turned wine into water once. No one was pleased.

That's wicked :shameonyou:
EzraS wrote:
Next I want to fill a swimming pool full of dry ice and see if people can go swimming without getting wet after it melts.
That'd be a waste of time. Clearly when dry ice melts, it becomes dry water, so no one will get wet from swimming in it.


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18 Jun 2018, 1:54 am

Because he needed some water to walk on it, due to different density it's impossible to walk on wine.


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18 Jun 2018, 2:10 am

I can transform wine, but it tends not to turn into water...


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18 Jun 2018, 3:41 am

The OP seems to be spoofing Creationists who argue that "if humans evolved from apes then why are there still apes?".



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18 Jun 2018, 3:53 am

If man was made from dust, why is there still dust?

I read or heard that during probation people did turn water into wine. There were a boxes of dried fermented grapes (or something like that) being sold that had the warning, "if you mix this with water it will become wine and that would be illegal".



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18 Jun 2018, 3:57 am

EzraS wrote:
If man was made from dust, why is there still dust?

I read or heard that during probation people did turn water into wine. There were a boxes of dried fermented grapes (or something like that) being sold that had the warning, "if you mix this with water it will become wine and that would be illegal".

Alcoholic Kool-aide?

Interesting.



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15 Jul 2018, 2:36 pm

God: Okay, now that we've created the Earth, let's cover about 80% of it it with water.

Angel: Good idea, then the people on it will never go thirs--

God: And make it undrinkable.

Angel: ......?!?.......