Page 4 of 4 [ 54 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4

LoneLoyalWolf
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jun 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,295
Location: NL

09 Jul 2018, 4:24 pm

Hi Kip! How are you?

Well, I would apologize for my joking around but you insulted a fair lady and this Wolf cannot stand for that.

It was fun though and I've seen a new side of Twilight Princess that is quite "interesting" :mrgreen:


_________________
Please be good to nature and all animals. Please be kind, respectful and patient with everyone. Equality and equity.


Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 59,880
Location: Stendec

09 Jul 2018, 4:39 pm

Samtheman123 wrote:
Yeah of course. I want to take a girl to a wedding a girl that I love. I was hoping some one on here might think ok i will date you and love you
The absurdity of this statement lies not in the idea that any woman would love you. Instead, the real absurdity lies in the fact you expect trolling and spamming a privately-owned website dedicated to people with autism spectrum disorders would induce a woman you've never met to fall in love with you and attend a wedding with you -- a wedding that may or may not actually take place.


_________________
 
No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.


jimmy m
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jun 2018
Age: 75
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,553
Location: Indiana

09 Jul 2018, 4:53 pm

Samtheman123 wrote:

Quote:
So does anybody on here who is a girl want to get to know me in the space of 8 weeks. I need to see a picture as well because if your not as attractive as my stepbrothers girlfriend that would be pointless


I cannot get my head wrapped around this. If you want to see a picture of a girl to attend a wedding, perhaps you should include one of yourself to start. Also you list your age as 1925. So I think most girls would think you are too old for them. Now in the off chance that you were born in 1925, the same comment would apply. Also Location, Location, Location? Are you offering to fly someone from the other side of the world to attend the wedding. This could be rather expensive.

Also, weddings are a good place to meet new girls.


_________________
Author of Practical Preparations for a Coronavirus Pandemic.
A very unique plan. As Dr. Paul Thompson wrote, "This is the very best paper on the virus I have ever seen."


BeaArthur
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Aug 2015
Posts: 5,798

09 Jul 2018, 10:28 pm

sigh - some people are just out of touch with reality.

OP, save up your pennies and hire an attractive escort. She won't fall in love with you, but at least you'll have a date for the wedding.


_________________
A finger in every pie.


LoneLoyalWolf
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jun 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,295
Location: NL

09 Jul 2018, 10:39 pm

In the end, when all is said and done, all I now want, is CAKE!

Image

The cake can't be a LIE! I won't let it be a LIE!

It's all Isloth's fault! Damn you!! !!


_________________
Please be good to nature and all animals. Please be kind, respectful and patient with everyone. Equality and equity.


nick007
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 May 2010
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,125
Location: was Louisiana but now Vermont in the police state called USA

10 Jul 2018, 7:30 am

If the wedding is someplace fancy & expensive you could post an ad & mention how travel expenses will be included. That's what happened in the movie Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates. If your looking for a girlfriend & have your own place, you could try looking for a girl who needs a place to stay. I would of done that if I had my own place cuz I HATED being & sleeping alone.


_________________
"I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!"
~King Of The Hill


"Hear all, trust nothing"
~Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #190
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ru ... cquisition