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15 Sep 2018, 2:47 pm

One thing I always wondered is why Santa gave more presents to rich kids... :roll:


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15 Sep 2018, 3:48 pm

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One thing I always wondered is why Santa gave more presents to rich kids...

Yeah. He's very inconsistent with the whole good-children/bad-children rule too!


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15 Sep 2018, 4:15 pm

Leahcar wrote:
One thing I always wondered is why Santa gave more presents to rich kids... :roll:


And he must be anti-Semitic!

He doesn't give ANY presents to Jewish kids!



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15 Sep 2018, 10:07 pm

How does he get down all those small chimneys?

Where does he go to the bathroom when he is out delivering?

Why do dogs never start barking at him when he enters the house?

How is he so quiet when he visits as to not wake anyone up?



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17 Sep 2018, 6:40 pm

How does he get all those gifts in one sled? Same way Noah got all those animals on one boat...


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17 Sep 2018, 6:42 pm

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The wibbily wobbly timey wimey factor applies to Santa. What takes weeks only takes hours. As for the rest; magic.


You may be on to something here. Hypothesis: Santa is a Time Lord and his sled is a TARDIS. The sled is just the exterior we see because of the chameleon circuit. Would explain how he can get to every house in one night and where all those gifts are stored.


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17 Sep 2018, 6:44 pm

The time thing can be explained simply by the time differences all over the world.

The rest: well....MAGIC. DUHHHHH. Its SANTA CLAUSE he is MAGICAL


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17 Sep 2018, 6:45 pm

graceksjp wrote:
The time thing can be explained simply by the time differences all over the world.

The rest: well....MAGIC. DUHHHHH. Its SANTA CLAUSE he is MAGICAL


Any sufficiently advanced technology seems like magic to those less advanced.


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17 Sep 2018, 9:44 pm

mrspock wrote:
How does he get all those gifts in one sled? Same way Noah got all those animals on one boat...
The sack is like Hermione's purse on Harry Potter. It's aLOT bigger on the inside than the outside.


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18 Sep 2018, 2:12 am

nick007 wrote:
mrspock wrote:
How does he get all those gifts in one sled? Same way Noah got all those animals on one boat...
The sack is like Hermione's purse on Harry Potter. It's aLOT bigger on the inside than the outside.


Hmmm where have I seen that before?....



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18 Sep 2018, 5:44 pm

mrspock wrote:
Hypothesis: Santa is a Time Lord and his sled is a TARDIS.

Hey, you may be onto something there. Look at this list of Dr. Who Christmas Specials. Notice something? The vast majority take place...

...on Earth! 8O


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20 Sep 2018, 3:24 am

I never believed in the Santa Claus story. When I was 4, I started to hypothesize a secret organization organizing this, probably linked with the police because they have passkeys to open the doors. :D

I did not tell my parents because they seemed so happy to believe it...



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20 Sep 2018, 4:55 am

I remember lying to my parents when I was about 6 or 7... I told them I still believed in Santa Claus because I didn't want the presents to dry up.


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20 Sep 2018, 6:46 am

Leahcar wrote:
One thing I always wondered is why Santa gave more presents to rich kids... :roll:


Because the parents pay him for the presents.


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20 Sep 2018, 10:16 am

Trueno wrote:
I remember lying to my parents when I was about 6 or 7... I told them I still believed in Santa Claus because I didn't want the presents to dry up.


LOL they wouldn't have. Most parents love being on the other end of the myth. I know I do with my nephew.


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