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No good deed goes unpunished.

So the lesson here is never do good deeds for other people at all. It will either be returned with hostility or apathy, or if the deed actually is accepted, people will want you to do more for them.

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

I'd rather s**t in my hands and clap

You kids get off my lawn!

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit!

"No one provokes me with impunity!" -- motto of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle

I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids

Hakuna matata

"No worries " -- motto of Timon & Pumbaa

Let a women figure out why she doesn't like you; don't give her any clues.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how quickly you get up when you fall.

Living with regrets is like riding a horse that only walks backwards.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't gonna happen anyway.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Never argue with idiots, as most folks won't be able to tell the difference.

There's only three kinds of people in this world: those who lead, those who follow, and those whose only purpose in life is to stand aside and watch the others pass them by.

What a fool believes, no wise man can reason away.

You can always tell a fool ... but you can't tell him much.

The calls are coming from inside the house.

I see dead people!

He’s dead, Jim.

The game is afoot!

Release the hounds!

D'OH!

Up the ante.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos