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30 May 2019, 11:31 am

Early to bed & early to rise makes a man healthy but socially dead


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30 May 2019, 1:22 pm

No room to swing a cat



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22 Aug 2019, 11:54 pm

Win hands down



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23 Aug 2019, 12:38 am

just say "know" ;) :hic:



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23 Aug 2019, 12:40 am

Where did the time go?



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23 Aug 2019, 2:34 am

^^^tempus fugit.



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23 Aug 2019, 7:42 am

auntblabby wrote:
happy as a pup with two peters.


8O

Never heard THAT one before.

Adult animals get more pleasure from their...never mind.



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23 Aug 2019, 8:47 am

Grinning like the Cheshire Cat



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23 Aug 2019, 10:58 am

I bet dollars to donuts that...



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24 Aug 2019, 12:06 am

naturalplastic wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
happy as a pup with two peters.


8O Never heard THAT one before. Adult animals get more pleasure from their...never mind.

old military expression, along with "screwed the pooch."



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24 Aug 2019, 9:46 am

Let the cat out of the bag
Let the Siamese out of the sack

A pig in a poke

Every dog has his day.



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24 Aug 2019, 9:48 am

In a Siamese second!

(I saw a movie once where the female lead actress prefaced everything with "Siamese," as in "I'll be there in a Siamese second." I forgot the name of the movie.)



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24 Aug 2019, 12:15 pm

auntblabby wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
happy as a pup with two peters.


8O Never heard THAT one before. Adult animals get more pleasure from their...never mind.

old military expression, along with "screwed the pooch."


That one Ive heard.



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25 Aug 2019, 1:32 am

damn with faint praise [alexander pope]



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09 Oct 2019, 11:25 am

Confucius say...

... a bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

... a bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

... a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

... a tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

... beauty is only a light switch away.

... education is the path from blissful ignorance to anxious uncertainty.

... grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

... he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

... many arguments have two sides, but no end.

... never argue with the person who packs your parachute.


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