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24 Aug 2019, 9:48 am

In a Siamese second!

(I saw a movie once where the female lead actress prefaced everything with "Siamese," as in "I'll be there in a Siamese second." I forgot the name of the movie.)



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24 Aug 2019, 12:15 pm

auntblabby wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
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happy as a pup with two peters.


8O Never heard THAT one before. Adult animals get more pleasure from their...never mind.

old military expression, along with "screwed the pooch."


That one Ive heard.



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25 Aug 2019, 1:32 am

damn with faint praise [alexander pope]



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09 Oct 2019, 11:25 am

Confucius say...

... a bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

... a bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

... a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

... a tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

... beauty is only a light switch away.

... education is the path from blissful ignorance to anxious uncertainty.

... grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

... he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

... many arguments have two sides, but no end.

... never argue with the person who packs your parachute.


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