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RESleight
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22 Sep 2018, 12:51 pm

Let the cat out of the bag.



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22 Sep 2018, 1:54 pm

That'll stop it farting in church.


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22 Sep 2018, 1:58 pm

a drop in the bucket



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22 Sep 2018, 2:50 pm

As much use as a chocolate tea-pot (or chocolate fire-guard.)


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22 Sep 2018, 2:53 pm

pure as the driven snow



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22 Sep 2018, 2:57 pm

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.


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22 Sep 2018, 2:59 pm

God throws you a pebble, then he throws you a rock.



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22 Sep 2018, 3:05 pm

birds of a feather flock together



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22 Sep 2018, 3:09 pm

Many a true word is spoken in jest.


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22 Sep 2018, 3:19 pm

caught red handed



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22 Sep 2018, 3:30 pm

Good enough for a man on a galloping horse/rock and roll.



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22 Sep 2018, 3:37 pm

start from scratch



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22 Sep 2018, 3:42 pm

see a man about a dog



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22 Sep 2018, 3:44 pm

bad apple



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22 Sep 2018, 3:55 pm

As bent as a three pound note.



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22 Sep 2018, 3:57 pm

face the music