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11 Oct 2018, 7:22 pm

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11 Oct 2018, 11:03 pm

my bucket's got a hole in it.



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11 Oct 2018, 11:32 pm

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Its only funny until someone gets hurt then it's funny af

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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12 Oct 2018, 12:30 am

waste pot, want pot



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12 Oct 2018, 7:37 am

A drop in the ocean.



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12 Oct 2018, 9:24 am

Ripple effect



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12 Oct 2018, 5:56 pm

You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? She died, Jill.


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13 Oct 2018, 11:25 am

Common sense is like a rainbow. It only appears after the storm is over.



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14 Oct 2018, 1:58 am

do onto others, as you would have them do onto you.



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15 Oct 2018, 7:39 am

lostonearth35 wrote:
Common sense is like a rainbow. It only appears after the storm is over.


THIS. ^^^


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15 Oct 2018, 10:03 pm

Once in a blue moon



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16 Oct 2018, 6:11 am

This isn't my first rodeo


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16 Oct 2018, 6:28 am

Run like the wind!



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16 Oct 2018, 11:39 am

When you're in love, the whole world is German!


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16 Oct 2018, 12:08 pm

If you’re going through hell, keep going.



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16 Oct 2018, 4:31 pm

Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.