Fnord wrote:
Can I tempt you to reconsider with this joke?
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A university creative-writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the elements of Religion, Drama, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.
The professor coldly announces, "It will take quite some time to write an essay of this nature and smoothly incorporate all subjects, so please begin."
About 5 minutes later, a student raises his hand and announces that he has finished. The startled professor says, "I do not see how you could possibly be finished with an essay of that nature in so short of a time."
"Well, I have!", proclaimed the student.
"Well, if you are so certain, then please read your essay aloud."
The student clears his throat, takes a deep breath, and says, "'My God!', cried the princess, 'I'm pregnant! I wonder who the father is?'"
Thanks for giving me a Saturday belly-shaker!
This is supremely good.
To the OP, I concur in the words from a Big Bang episode:
Howard: Testify!
Leslie Winkel: I'm not touching that.
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