This world is so frustrating, apparently because I'm not in a ground-floor palace the only way to get one is if I pay double (apparently delivery is worth as much as the machine and its parts) or none at all (health and safety someone said regardless of additional cost, what about my health?)
Hundreds is apparently the minimum tax on poverty because I'm in some sh***y block of flats, as if I requested these bastards living nearby, as if my sleep isn't already disturbed living here (so, I can't sleep, nor can I exercise except on a crosstrainer which is less than half as efficient, ugh, frustration!)
Only ones mostly delivered seem to be made for toddlers. Oh wait, lemme try to go back in time.