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funeralxempire
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30 May 2020, 12:27 pm

they say this artist is menacing because i'll dump your carcass in minesing;
i'm a butcher like benny, carving you apart like venison
sniffing raw medicine until I feel like a homicidal doctor, i mean running low on patience
i'm impatient; an escaped in-patient perpetually wasted with no time for wasting
i'm volatile - a mix of bitter and sour
you're a liar and f*****g coward; this is your final hour
i got straw buyers online to acquire firepower (ptrrrrrrl)
my clique forms militant; like parenthesis we surround yah
and spray so many rounds under the house collapsed to the foundation is where your remains are found
until the neighbours wonder aloud 'was that thunder clouds just now?' from all the multi-layered gun sounds it's so loud

(with dakkadakkadakkadakka panned extreme left and right under the entire last 2 bars)


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14 Jun 2020, 2:11 pm

So Daniel, stop trying to convince me your bigotry is natural;
You guys remind me of a Klansman getting gang-raped -
- because everyone's f*****g racist as*holes.


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14 Jun 2020, 3:12 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
So Daniel, stop trying to convince me your bigotry is natural;
You guys remind me of a Klansman getting gang-raped -
- because everyone's f*****g racist as*holes.


Teehee


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16 Jun 2020, 10:45 pm

anywhere you go i'll follow you down and then go lower,
when it comes to low blows i go harder than Jim Carrey on snow
i'm not a magician but i'd love to show you my magic act;
i can make you vanish in a snap just like that
would you believe i've got a shack with the walls wrapped in plastic wrap
so it doesn't matter if the blood splatters when i bash your skull in with a bat
because facebook doesn't respect privacy, i can show up and be like hey bully, remember me?
i'm suicidal and here to smoke crack and rape you in the ass with shards of broken glass
because i'm going out in a killing spree; you think i don't remember you making fun of me?
open your mouth b***h ima'bouta pee, it'll be a while before i put dummies in you - doot doot - two twenty-three

rap walter mitty when comes to cain i'm very able;
i move that primo product pronto
- ima legend in the city of toronto -
move white like griselda blanco
like OJ, low speed in the white bronco
hockey players and puck bunnies really love their snow


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28 Jun 2020, 5:53 pm

i value life only in dollars and cents
I'm making stupid money; that's why I've got more dollars than sense;
my rollie costs at least $50k
i know your whip costs less than my wrist game
i keep an SK in the Biscayne
in case I need to spray on opps or Proud Boy shitstains
rap walter mitty daydreams of being very able at moving cain
i move that primo product pronto
hockey players and puck bunnies always wanna buy my snow
if you knew half of what i've done the nightmares would haunt you
- ima legend in the city of toronto -
i move that white like griselda blanco
i move keys like franz liszt only i'm not a pianist
i'm real as s**t, emcees and opps prepare to kneel to this
everything i touch is first rate; get jealous -
- i'm luckier than getting anal on the first date
and i put crack on the street like an earthquake
if you want beef i'll supply the steak
because if you mumble in your raps i can't relate
step to me you'll get f****d up like we procreate
just know you can't match me, there's no debate



Yes, I know it reuses bits I've used before, but now they're in a full verse.


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10 Oct 2020, 10:55 pm

Sumanjeet's eyes make my soul smile. (and i don't even have a soul)

I'm only shy because you know;
literally beauty personified; your eyes in my mind are most beautiful thing -
- absolute
- synonymize -
- is this borderline?
- i feel my heart rate rise;
i don't mind - i'd just love to be your guy


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26 Oct 2020, 12:25 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Sumanjeet's eyes make my soul smile. (and i don't even have a soul)

I'm only shy because you know;
literally beauty personified; your eyes in my mind are most beautiful thing -
- absolute
- synonymize -
- is this borderline?
- i feel my heart rate rise;
i don't mind - i'd just love to be your guy


Omg that's so cute :heart:


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26 Oct 2020, 3:37 pm

martianprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Sumanjeet's eyes make my soul smile. (and i don't even have a soul)

I'm only shy because you know;
literally beauty personified; your eyes in my mind are most beautiful thing -
- absolute
- synonymize -
- is this borderline?
- i feel my heart rate rise;
i don't mind - i'd just love to be your guy


Omg that's so cute :heart:


Shh, don't tell anyone, I'm supposed to be mean-mugging. :oops: :mrgreen:


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14 May 2021, 1:13 am

this might sound strange;
i don't have a dog named bob who pisses on my rug
but i've gotta cat named noire
who talks to me when i'm crazy

but not when i'm sane

she's plush

i'm not fuctup on something
i'm just fuctup

i can't help it

i'm just fuctup
i'm just fuctup
i'm just fuctup
i'm just fuctup


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16 May 2021, 12:18 am



yo ish is mad wack
it cant carry weight like bad backs
mine stay divine
yours a basic line
a basic rhyme
you wack!...cant nothing change my mind
you still weak
thats hard to swallow but the pill sweet
you got the wackest lines
ill leave your body
next to the road like traffic signs
ill crash this guy
no text skill
im the best iLL
ill spit a verse leave your chest still
ima old vet
with rhymes you uncomfortable
like your clothes wet
your soul dead
never clash with i
lets see this cat reply
a verse with the sadest lines



yeah...straight fire...haha...no hard feelings!...we still fam!


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16 May 2021, 12:44 am

Uh-ohes, I believe by tradition I'm obliged to respond. 8O


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17 May 2021, 7:41 am

funeralxempire wrote:
Uh-ohes, I believe by tradition I'm obliged to respond. 8O


yeah spit that ish...and just so you know...my signature has nothing to do with you...i wrote it before i decided to post here...like i said...we fam! :D


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17 May 2021, 9:15 am

ocean wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Uh-ohes, I believe by tradition I'm obliged to respond. 8O


yeah spit that ish...and just so you know...my signature has nothing to do with you...i wrote it before i decided to post here...like i said...we fam! :D


You know, after I get the metal album done I think I've gotta play a cop on TV. I'm pretty sure that's how the career path works. 8)


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18 May 2021, 1:28 am

This one doesn't rhyme at all. :?

They won't be around -
to reap what they've sown

It's not my f*****g problem -
is the curse of the future.


This one barely does:

nostalgic for privilege and longing for the past
egalitarianism threatens their power
so they'll try to take us back

back to a golden age that never existed
never existed
never existed
never existed
back to a golden age that never existed
never existed
never existed
never existed


This one does.

a reactionary hoax;
it's just a f*****g joke
they decline in influence
and don't know how to cope

cancel culture is BS,
it's pushers are hypocrites
don't be a fool and don't fall for it
don't fall for it - don't fall for it


So does this one:


I can't f*****g take it

please don't pity me
just a parasite upon society
they can't stand the sight of me
useless and f****d up? maybe just slightly

Why must I be sick / sick in the head


And, since I want to start with a moshable theme song:

Doubly Exceptional = Half-Retarded

let's get the action started
here we come, we're half-retarded


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03 Jun 2021, 11:57 am

(i wanna know why what happened in Myanmar can't happen here
<loud applause>
no reason - I mean - it should happen here; no reason - that's right)


how much more clear
- do their words need to be?
what will it take
- to make you f*****g see?

they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny

What part of their words
- don't you understand?
Implementing fascism
- is their f*****g plan!

they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny

(the right is going to pick a fascist within 10 to 20 years)
(the right is going to pick a fascist within 10 to 20 years)

they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny
they no longer try to deny

(that's so well put)


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19 Jun 2021, 11:45 am

A clandestine hitter without remorse
don't ask if I did it, the answer's of course 8)


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