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14 Dec 2018, 10:50 am

Colorado has to much weed, it's already a mile high!

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14 Dec 2018, 11:12 am

Make America Gay Again!

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14 Dec 2018, 11:19 am

I live where drug addicts go to die.

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14 Dec 2018, 11:21 am

If a pretty lady from Georgia is called a "Georgia Peach", then what do you call a pretty lady from Florida? A "Florida Orange"! :lol:

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14 Dec 2018, 1:34 pm

Colorful Colorado?
More like white and gray Colorado, if you get lucky maybe a little green.

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14 Dec 2018, 1:47 pm

Where the weather is as crazy as the gun owners.

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14 Dec 2018, 1:59 pm

When the biggest appeal to where you live is a giant rock.

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14 Dec 2018, 2:12 pm

Arganger wrote:

Colorado has to much weed, it's already a mile high!

Anaheim has so much weed, it really is the "Happiest Place On Earth"!

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14 Dec 2018, 2:34 pm

Its always so windy here that everyone lands up wearing their next door neighbour's washing at the end of the day!

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14 Dec 2018, 4:00 pm

Maybe my dog should've been named Toto, and then people would call me Dorothy - except that I am still in Kansas.

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14 Dec 2018, 4:09 pm

I wanted to name our wild kitty child Will Feral, since we lived on Ferrel Drive.

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14 Dec 2018, 4:32 pm

How about two jokes?

It's so dry here that during Noah's flood of 40 days and 40 nights of rain, we only got a quarter inch of rain.

When the first settlers were passing through, they got so tired of the wind that they camped in a canyon to get out of the wind and decided to stay here until the wind let up. They are still there waiting for the wind to die down.

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14 Dec 2018, 9:53 pm

Where the road and the river are one.

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15 Dec 2018, 12:37 pm

One man was walking in the street, and asked someone,

"excuse me, where is the local police station?"

The other man answered him, "Everywhere! All of Israel is just like a police station".

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15 Dec 2018, 1:05 pm

I don't forgive, I don't forget, and I'm prone to growing fat. I can't help it I'm from Georgia!

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15 Dec 2018, 3:17 pm

In Nova Scotia, Canada, the four seasons are really almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.

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