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09 Jan 2019, 4:58 am

Weirdest news I've heard in a while.

A family went on vacation, and later reviewed their doorstep camera to see a man licking their doorbell for three hours. 8O


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09 Jan 2019, 7:53 am

Laughed so hard at this :)

Doorbell-fetish? Or just drunk?


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09 Jan 2019, 8:26 am

Bloody hilarious!



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09 Jan 2019, 2:55 pm

:o
Hmmmm…..

They say that folks who chew rubber bands get into that habit because they have a certain mineral deficiency- and the mineral is in rubber.

Maybe that gentleman craves ...I dunno...the texture of a rusty steel button on a doorbell because he is anemic and craves iron.

Eat some liver dude!



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09 Jan 2019, 3:42 pm

I would be getting a new doorbell quickly.



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09 Jan 2019, 4:01 pm

Speaking of odd fetishes...


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09 Jan 2019, 4:14 pm

I hope that that guy doesn't move to Minnesota.

If he did that in a Minnesota winter his tongue would get stuck to the doorbell. And the homeowners would find him there helpless and immobile!



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09 Jan 2019, 6:36 pm

What happens when you lick a wasp's nest?


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09 Jan 2019, 9:06 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
I hope that that guy doesn't move to Minnesota.

If he did that in a Minnesota winter his tongue would get stuck to the doorbell. And the homeowners would find him there helpless and immobile!

He would deserve it!



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09 Jan 2019, 9:20 pm

Link the news story please.


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09 Jan 2019, 9:27 pm

starkid wrote:
Link the news story please.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 18571.html


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09 Jan 2019, 10:45 pm

Prometheus18 wrote:
Bloody hilarious!


I concur!


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10 Jan 2019, 6:19 am

I think it's a publicity stunt.



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10 Jan 2019, 8:20 am

Secret Lovers

Here we are the two of us together
Taking this crazy chance to be all alone
We both know that we should not be together
'Cause if they found out It could mess up, both our happy homes

How could something so wrong be so right
I wish we didn't have to keep our love out of sight
Living two lives just ain't easy at all
But we gotta hang on and after fall

Secret lovers, that's what we are
Trying so hard to hide the way we feel
'Cause we both belong to someone else
But we can't let it go
'Cause what we feel is oh so real
So real



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10 Jan 2019, 8:29 am

So...

Youre suggesting that the guy is in romantic love with....


what?

The house? The security system? Just the doorbell? :lol: