Do TVs go to heaven?

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NewTime
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27 Jan 2019, 10:23 am

Do TVs go to heaven when they wear out?

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27 Jan 2019, 10:44 am

Mine goes to the hazardous waste depot! From there... who knows!

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27 Jan 2019, 10:57 am

Everyone knows they go to silicon heaven.

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27 Jan 2019, 11:52 am

TVs aren't even alive. When they wear out they usually just end up in a junk yard somewhere.

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27 Jan 2019, 2:31 pm

TV's goes to hell.

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27 Jan 2019, 7:40 pm

Good TVs get recycled, bad TVs go to the dump.

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28 Jan 2019, 8:36 am

If a Muslim TV set explodes, and kills everyone in the living room, it goes to Seventh Heaven, and gets to be with forty nine never before used toaster ovens!

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28 Jan 2019, 11:24 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

If a Muslim TV set explodes, and kills everyone in the living room, it goes to Seventh Heaven, and gets to be with forty nine never before used toaster ovens!

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09 Feb 2019, 12:10 am

tv was invented in heaven, and information about such trickled down to one philo t. Farnsworth who proceeded to invent the danged thing in a physical form. so tv sets are already in heaven in a glorified form heretofore not seen down here in the mundane realm. only their faint patterns are down here on earth that we are familiar with.

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09 Feb 2019, 2:49 am

Ichinin wrote:

TV's goes to hell.

Directors who rip content from Koyannisqatsi get first class tickets to there.

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09 Feb 2019, 2:50 am

TVs are in heaven when a show that has to do with heaven is on

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09 Feb 2019, 6:45 am

Have been pouring over the New Testament just now, and ...I cant seem to find much that Christ ever said.... about the subject of electrical appliances.