Benevolent Dictator Election Poll.

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Who are you voting for?
Poll ended at 15 Jul 2019, 9:09 pm
Miss Lizard 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Sly 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
CockneyRebel 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Magz 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fluffysaurus 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Ferris 7%  7%  [ 8 ]
Tw1zTy 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Wolfram87 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Raleigh 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
KT67 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
KraftieKortie 8%  8%  [ 9 ]
Mountain Goat 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IstominFan 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fnord 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IsabellaLinton 11%  11%  [ 12 ]
EzraS 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 109

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20 Jul 2019, 5:28 pm

I can attest that no fowl play has come to any ducks thus far. Can we really take the word of a giant lizard with the habit of crushing cottages at face value? I suggest that our most honorable Lady Isabella appoints someone to look into and investigate the claims of asbestos in these cottages, and did the giant lizard have the necessary paperwork to demolish those cottages? I ask where, exactly, are these new energy efficient green cottages? Have you seen any? I have not!


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20 Jul 2019, 5:41 pm

*Sends an encrypted message to funeralxempire*

Time is ticking, this information is time sensitive.


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20 Jul 2019, 6:01 pm

I accidentally incinerated the paperwork when I burped.
Burritos caused it.They were extra spicy.Some of the thatch on the cottages was full of black mold.It had to go.
Kraftie is the builder, not my fault if he is behind on the new cottages.


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20 Jul 2019, 6:06 pm

blackicmenace wrote:
I can attest that no fowl play has come to any ducks thus far. Can we really take the word of a giant lizard with the habit of crushing cottages at face value? I suggest that our most honorable Lady Isabella appoints someone to look into and investigate the claims of asbestos in these cottages, and did the giant lizard have the necessary paperwork to demolish those cottages? I ask where, exactly, are these new energy efficient green cottages? Have you seen any? I have not!


Please consult KT, borromeo and CR as I'm in rapt yet benevolent discussion with Istomin, Wolfram and the Jester. You're welcome to join us when we are sufficiently defended and safe. I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding, and the cottages belong to Laura Ingalls or innocent individuals who mean no harm. I will contact Misslizard myself, and have BUN run a thorough background check of her credentials.



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20 Jul 2019, 6:11 pm

I'm the rightful heir to Emperor Norton, and in keeping with my nature as malevolent dictator, I will pardon these pretenders.

A less secure throne will lead to instability in the realms and much suffering, but since only I can be the rightful Emperor, pretenders will never actually sit upon my seat. :skull:


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20 Jul 2019, 6:41 pm

The Jester has arrived to calm all fears......



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20 Jul 2019, 6:51 pm

*Begins training an army of ducks*


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20 Jul 2019, 6:56 pm

What am I? Exiled? :(


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20 Jul 2019, 6:57 pm

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
What am I? Exiled? :(

Shouldn’t you be tending the rose garden?


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20 Jul 2019, 6:58 pm

The ducks seem placid......but they hold their ground.....



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20 Jul 2019, 6:59 pm

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The Jester has arrived to calm all fears......

You better get started on the new cottages and stop joking around.


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20 Jul 2019, 7:00 pm

TWIZ is the royal decoratorist.



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20 Jul 2019, 7:01 pm

Misslizard wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
What am I? Exiled? :(

Shouldn’t you be tending the rose garden?

Roses really smell like poo poopoo...


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20 Jul 2019, 7:01 pm

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TWIZ is the royal decoratorist.

:D


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20 Jul 2019, 7:03 pm

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
What am I? Exiled? :(

I could use some ducks trained in the dark art's. Know of anyone with that sort of knowledge in the Kingdom? I have only heard rumors of one named Merlin, but alas they were just mere rumors.


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20 Jul 2019, 7:09 pm

blackicmenace wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
What am I? Exiled? :(

I could use some ducks trained in the dark art's. Know of anyone with that sort of knowledge in the Kingdom? I have only heard rumors of one named Merlin, but alas they were just mere rumors.

There is one, Darkwing Duck.


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