Do you worry that you might be a thread killer?

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nice try !

Ah, it is nice to know that there are so many kind members concerned for the welfare of of this thread.

I think it would be a good idea to employ a professional thread-killer at this site. Someone who would be willing to see his or her name forever last in posts. I'm surprised someone hasn't thought of this excellent job opportunity before.

i once did it, remember ? (experience counts !)
wouldn't i be good for the job starr ? hé ? please ?

You mean to hire a thread assassin?

Yes, a thread assassin Asparval! Well, Lemon, I sort of had myself in mind for the job actually The idea being that I carry on killing threads in my own inimitable way, the only difference being that and everyone would pay me to do it!

I've not worked out what my salary would be yet but I think I should have a car, preferably a sporty one (just to get me to threads as quickly as possible) and I would also need an assistant to cover busy thread-killing days. Do you fancy that job Lemon? Your job title would be Assistant Assassin We could probably arrange a car for you too. WP is a busy place!

just as you say starr, i'm better at following instruction than organising them all myself,
so i'd say 'yes' !
but you need to be a good, clear and respectfull boss okay (don't forget to give me a compliment once in a while ) ?

This need to end now. I can't take it anymore.

Right! The job's yours - you can start tomorrow. I know you'll be really good at it being such an experienced professional. (Is that complimentary enough? )

We should also employ a tea/coffee maker and biscuit buyer shouldn't we? Anyone want a job? Job title would be 'Tea and Cofee maker and assistant-assistant assassin' the job might involve some thread killing while Lemon and myself are busy having a manicure at the nail salon then going shopping, errrm I mean, attending to important thread business!

Any good at tea-making 0_equals_true? And would you welcome an exciting new job opportunity?

Shouldn't thread assassins be top secret?

Also you need a calling card like Zorro so we know where you have struck.

Then we can look at your calling card and say:


They seek her here, they seek her there
Those aspies seek her everywhere
Is she near or is she far?
That damned elusive Assassin Starr!

isn't there a little poem for starr's 'right hand' too ?

hint hint

I'm good at making my own tea

1. NO MILK!
2. Hold one corner of the square tea bag an let the tea form a triangle
3. Hang the triangle over the edge of the mug
4. Being careful not to scold yourself poor boiling water thought the triangle into the cup
5. Then with you have enough water dip in an out till you have the desired strength
6. Not too strong must be transparent.
7. Never, Never squeeze the bag or leave it in there too long
8. Sugar is not necessary because it is mild you've be able to taste it and it won't be too astringent

I think the tea and biscuits are making this thread feel better, not killing it off.

Have you any idea how difficult it is to find a rhyme for 'lemon'?

I love it Asparval! You should be nominated WP's poet laureate...just gotta find a rhyme for 'Lemon' now and the title is yours ...I've been thinking and I can't think of one either. Hmm...

Yes, the miraculous restorative properties of tea and biscuits - amazing isn't it?