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Mountain Goat
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16 Sep 2019, 6:49 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:
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I wonder if guys with a decent income have ever tried pretending to be poor on the first date.



I'm a millionaire with a million trains... :D (Ummm. Nope. It's not working... No queue of ladies lining up yet! HAHA!).


You're kidding! Did you show them your trains? No women can resist a man with trains.


I know! Ok. I only reached a tad over 100 trains... But somehow, girls these days just don't seem impressed. I am having to sell many of them now though to keep the car on the road.


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16 Sep 2019, 6:59 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
RetroGamer87 wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
RetroGamer87 wrote:
I wonder if guys with a decent income have ever tried pretending to be poor on the first date.



I'm a millionaire with a million trains... :D (Ummm. Nope. It's not working... No queue of ladies lining up yet! HAHA!).


You're kidding! Did you show them your trains? No women can resist a man with trains.


I know! Ok. I only reached a tad over 100 trains... But somehow, girls these days just don't seem impressed. I am having to sell many of them now though to keep the car on the road.


I agree, trains are so cool!


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16 Sep 2019, 7:08 pm

Last girlfriend wanted a purple train with glitter on it.


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16 Sep 2019, 8:09 pm

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Last girlfriend wanted a purple train with glitter on it.


She made a fatal mistake, it should have been pink. ;(


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16 Sep 2019, 9:21 pm

I did want one locomotive to be a pink type of brick colour, but I don't think the paint has survived.


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