Ezra Is Better Than I Am Because...

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27 Nov 2019, 12:06 pm

Catlover5 wrote:
- Ezra is flawless.
- He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
- I hear his hair is insured for $10000.
- I hear he does car commercials. In Japan!
- His favourite movie is Varsity Blues.
- One time, he met Rebecca Romijn on a plane. And she told him he was handsome.
- One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!


And, one time you saw him ordering a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair....was perfect! :D



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27 Nov 2019, 12:13 pm

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27 Nov 2019, 12:54 pm

Because he's actually a 17-year-old charting singer with black hair and neon green roots.

DUH.



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27 Nov 2019, 3:04 pm

He's Chuck Norris' handler.


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27 Nov 2019, 3:09 pm

I really don't know who this Erza is, but I'm he's better than me because he can hear someone else criticize something he likes without feeling like four pounds of trash in a two-pound trash bag. :(



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27 Nov 2019, 3:26 pm

He's facilitating the whole underground possum network thing because he knows they have a better right to rule than humans do...


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27 Nov 2019, 3:59 pm

Brother Ezra is better than I am because he refuses to let drama queens of WP annoy him.


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27 Nov 2019, 5:35 pm

Han er bedre end mig.
Hän on parempi kuin minä.
Il est meilleur que moi.
È meglio di me.
Hij is beter dan ik.
Han er bedre enn meg.
Ele é melhor que eu.
El este mai bun decât mine.
Él es mejor que yo.
Han är bättre än jag.
Er ist besser als ich.



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27 Nov 2019, 6:33 pm

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29 Nov 2019, 12:30 pm

I'm going with smarter.



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19 Dec 2019, 4:19 am

I wasn't really listening to the news today. So, is Hillary president now?

(I figured this would be a good place to ask, because Ezra knows things.)


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19 Dec 2019, 4:34 am

He is definitely more handsome than me, but his economy of words is a stand-out.


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19 Dec 2019, 4:53 am

Darmok wrote:
I wasn't really listening to the news today. So, is Hillary president now?

(I figured this would be a good place to ask, because Ezra knows things.)


Not so far. Perhaps not enough "accidents" have taken place yet.



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19 Dec 2019, 7:41 am

Never mind Hillary.

Ezra's presidential plans are well underway.


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19 Dec 2019, 8:04 am

I've made several overseas 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine' phone calls already.