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26 Jan 2020, 1:52 am

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28 Jan 2020, 12:42 pm

I heard on the radio that Planters is putting a hold on this ad campaign because of Kobe Bryant's death.



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28 Jan 2020, 1:32 pm

Mr. Peanut strutted around with his f*****g cane and monicle, looking soooooo sophisticated and statesmanlike. Meanwhile, his brothers and sisters were packed into cans and made into a goopy spread to satisfy our lust for oral satisfaction.

Rot in hell, Mr Peanut!


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28 Jan 2020, 2:53 pm

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I loved chewing his nuts.

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03 Feb 2020, 1:29 am

I watched the Super Bowl over the Fox television channel at a friend's house, and Mr. Peanut returns alive!

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05 Feb 2020, 3:17 am

As long as he wasn't actually playing. That wouldn't enhance a team's chances.


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05 Feb 2020, 3:22 am

So basically Mr. Peanut is now a zombie. A bit late on the zombie fad but whatever. Just as long as those little packets of planters dry roasted peanuts are still available.



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05 Feb 2020, 3:48 am

A zombie with a peanut obsession could be a good movie idea. He will kill for peanuts...


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05 Feb 2020, 8:17 am

We forget that Mr. Peanut is technically a peanut seed, and when they buried him he ended up sprouting.


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