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02 Mar 2021, 12:42 pm

Boing ! I’m free , said the basketball as it bounced over the fence


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02 Mar 2021, 12:48 pm

Hello?


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02 Mar 2021, 12:58 pm

Hello there ...... are you okay?


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02 Mar 2021, 1:22 pm

Yes. I am ok. :D


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02 Mar 2021, 1:42 pm

The clothesline whispered ... good bye ,, as the wind blew the sheet off of the clothesline .


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02 Mar 2021, 1:58 pm

lol jakki

Left, right, left right steered the army lorry as it went down the road!


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03 Mar 2021, 12:07 am

the door laughed along with the boss as it hit the fired man in his tuchas on his way out.



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03 Mar 2021, 5:35 pm

Just Policing Around.

Hold it. You're under a vest!

A arrest you in the name of the floor!

Don't shoot, or I'll move!

What do you get if you dial 666? Three policemen standing on their heads.


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03 Mar 2021, 6:05 pm

Lolzzzz


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03 Mar 2021, 9:00 pm

I haven't the foggiest said the fog as it whispered to the mist.


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03 Mar 2021, 9:59 pm

:D


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04 Mar 2021, 12:25 am

using some of MG's more recent stuff :mrgreen:

Might need the fire brigade. Heartburn.


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04 Mar 2021, 4:01 pm

Ouch


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05 Mar 2021, 5:25 am

One crisp please. Keep the change


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05 Mar 2021, 9:52 am

"Watch out. That could have killed me!" said the target to the man with the gun.


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06 Mar 2021, 8:34 am

"Wow. A tough guy!" said the lettice as she looked at a cabbage :lol:


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