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maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
Because they have yet to realise how hilarious it is watching someone trying to eat spaghetti with them.Same q
magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
They have them - boiled soft and served as pasta.How to treat sore throat?
Cut it out with a chainsaw. Ensure you record the part number so you can get a replacement from the pharmacy.Same q
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 44Gender: MalePosts: 3,268Location: Dorset
With utter contempt.Will it snow this Christmas?
Only if hell freezes over.Same q
On Venus, yes.Can you name a few species of rodents?
Politicians.Same q
Optical mice, Goebbels and the Olde English Shit-weasel. There must be others.Who invented photography?
Ghosts so their pictures could be seen and argued about on the internet.Same q
Leonardo DiCaprio.Who invented voice mail?
Also Leonardo DiCaprio.Who invented Leonardo DiCaprio?
Someone who was fed up with marketing calls.Who invented computer mice?
No one. They evolved naturally from something similar to modern computer hedgehogs.What do we see on this picture:?
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 11,504Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
A defective chopping board and the chef's hand reaching on the ingredient.Same question.
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PhosphorusDecree Veteran
Joined: 3 May 2016Age: 43Gender: MalePosts: 3,420Location: Yorkshire, UK
An albino hamster that has just used keyboard macros to summon a human hand to help it get down from the table.Same q
A gremlin that is trapped in it's fluffy form forever.Same q