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23 Sep 2022, 5:48 am

Flowers made of springs.

Why does a wood chuck chuck?

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23 Sep 2022, 6:19 am

Because it has eaten something that disagrees with it.

Why can't people grow more than one head?

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23 Sep 2022, 8:25 am

Extra head growing came to an end due to the Cephalic Plague that took place 6000 years ago.

Why are babies born without teeth?

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23 Sep 2022, 10:16 am

To faster learn to use chopsticks.

Is it possible to feed the world?

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23 Sep 2022, 12:40 pm

Yes, simply by letting them know it's Christmas time.

How many swans has King Charles III eaten since he became king?

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23 Sep 2022, 12:45 pm

Coffee doesn't work anymore

What should I try next?

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24 Sep 2022, 4:34 am

Try the last thing you tried again only harder. It'll definitely work this time.

Custard is better than rice pudding. True or false?

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24 Sep 2022, 4:56 am

It's a null set in which Christmas Pudding with cream is the only truth.

Where is the postman, he's late?

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24 Sep 2022, 7:26 am

Radish wrote:

It's a null set in which Christmas Pudding with cream is the only truth.

Where is the postman, he's late?

Where is the postman? Postmen don't exist anymore.
He is late? Sorry, we only send thing by e-mail nowadays!

What is the difference between postman and mailman?

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24 Sep 2022, 9:07 am

Both throw parcels over the hedge and arrive unpredictably, often to ring your door bell then run away, sometimes leaving you a note saying you weren't in so couldn't leave your parcel, despite you being in all the time.

What is the difference between a dog and a hamster?

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28 Sep 2022, 2:53 pm

Hamsters poo with duct tape, dogs pee with WD40.

What's the difference between mice and cats?

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28 Sep 2022, 2:57 pm

Subtract the smaller number from the bigger number to find the difference.
Unless you think there are a negative number of animals, in which case proceed in reverse.

Why bother?

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28 Sep 2022, 3:05 pm

It's a part of Botherline Probability Disorder.

Why does my cat hunt toilet paper?

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28 Sep 2022, 3:07 pm

It smells like teen spirit.

What happens if you get a correct answer?

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28 Sep 2022, 3:12 pm

God divides by 0 and a new black hole emerges.

How to get rid of a toothache?

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28 Sep 2022, 3:18 pm

Call 36-24-360, for dental deeds done dirt cheap.

How to make nice pastry?

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