Huh.
I always thought it was:
Slow dance: To pass communicable diseases like Covid, mostly for the life insurance payout.
Fast dance: To knock the victim's DNA off their shoes and sweat it from their skin.
Sharks eat people because our hair helps to scratch itches on their insides.
Why is there applesauce but not potato sauce, since they're pommes de terre?
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