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03 Dec 2021, 6:33 pm

Sure, if you use it to smash some crockery.

What happens in the Bermuda Triangle?


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03 Dec 2021, 9:02 pm

It's where McDonald's manufacture their Egg McMuffins.


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Was Sid really vicious?


No, it's a misspelling.He was really Sid Viscous.



If Sid Viscous (sic) had been Moroccan, would he have been known as Sid Viscouscous?


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03 Dec 2021, 9:05 pm

Yes but he's also part Canadian so he's Sid Viscouscouscouver.

What the f is wrong with people?


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04 Dec 2021, 4:10 am

Hypochondria.

If Sid Vicious had a headache and wanted everyone to shut up would he be Sid Vishush?


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04 Dec 2021, 6:29 am

Yes. And if they weren't he'd shoot them with his sex pistol.

Why is it better if the glass is half full?



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04 Dec 2021, 6:38 am

It means there's still enough poison to kill half the population with it.


What do you put in your bag?


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04 Dec 2021, 6:41 am

Cesium-137.

How to prepare for robot invasion?


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04 Dec 2021, 8:16 am

Unbanning summon magic, necromancy, and golem making.


What happens if chickens attack and why?


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04 Dec 2021, 8:27 am

Concrete dissolves because they're using the secret plant.

How to get rid of ghosts in your bedroom?


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04 Dec 2021, 8:29 am

Swat it with a broom.


Same question.


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04 Dec 2021, 9:27 am

Ghosts are notoriously scared of gerbils , so fill your bedroom with gerbils.

How to get rid of gerbils in your bedroom?



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04 Dec 2021, 9:38 am

1. Place pack of cheese triangles on floor of bedroom
2. Draw around the pack
3. Cut hole in bedroom floor
4. Position bucket of acid under the hole in the room below.
5. Wait for gerbils to drop through the hole, into the acid, where they will dissolve.
6. Once all gerbils are dissolved, pour acid into nearest available watercourse.


How do you remove ghost gerbils from the room under your bedroom?


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04 Dec 2021, 10:32 am

Use a ghost flamethrower that way your house cannot burn down.

Same q



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04 Dec 2021, 12:25 pm

Set up a loudspeaker relaying speeches by Greta Thunberg on a continuous loop. They'll soon leave.

'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?' (F. Mercury)


By the way:

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Yes. And if they weren't he'd shoot them with his sex pistol.



Check this out from the 3:50 mark.... :lol:



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04 Dec 2021, 5:52 pm

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Why do they call me Mr Farenheit?


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04 Dec 2021, 6:26 pm

Because you're 451 years old.

Why are geese so angry?


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