1. Place pack of cheese triangles on floor of bedroom
2. Draw around the pack
3. Cut hole in bedroom floor
4. Position bucket of acid under the hole in the room below.
5. Wait for gerbils to drop through the hole, into the acid, where they will dissolve.
6. Once all gerbils are dissolved, pour acid into nearest available watercourse.
How do you remove ghost gerbils from the room under your bedroom?
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