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Thats when the Kardashian sisters bare their abdominal cheeks at you in defiance. "Mooning" supersized.

What are the three major food groups?

Fat, sugar and alcohol.

Why does bread get moldy?

Aliens are trying to talk to us with mold shapes.

Why are cat's ears triangle?

They were engineered that way by the Egyptians to meet their pyramid aesthetic.

Why do squirrels have long furry tails?

By mistake. These tails were supposed to go to peacocks and peacock's tails were supposed to go to squirrels.

Why are windows made of glass?

Microsoft windows is always breaking, glass breaks too, so it follows that glass should be used in windows.

Why do cars break down?

Because they are breech loaded.

Why do people wear clothes?

It is a legal requirement to keep workers in sweatshops in Asia busy making clothing.

Why do most men shave?

They sell their facial hair to wig makers.

Why do people comb their hair?

To induce static electricity which help their hats to stay on.

Why is sand expensive to buy when there are deserts full of the stuff?

Deserts have too much agricultural value to just sell their precious sand.

What are sunglasses for?

Sunglasses have special optics that allows you to distinguish humans from aliens morphed to look like humans. Aliens tend to congregate in the sun, hence where sunglasses are predominantly worn.

Why do whales sing?

They feel blue.

Why do crocidiles shed tears?

Small critters have learned to spray CS gas into the face of crocodiles to defend themselves.

Why do politicians always lie?

Because we can't handle the truth.

Why do onions make people cry?

Because onions are blunt, and have no filter, and just...say what they think!

Why do we call this letter: W "double U", when it is obviously a 'double V'?