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19 Aug 2022, 7:50 am

'Cause They're Coming to Take You Away, Ha Ha :mrgreen:

Have you ever seen Tiny Tim Tip-Toe Through the Tulips?

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19 Aug 2022, 10:36 am

I'll chop his legs off! Trampling my flowers!

Why does supermarket lettuce taste like it's been grown in poo?

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19 Aug 2022, 3:32 pm

Because its grown hydroponically in sewers!

Why hasn't Glenn Close won an oscar yet?

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19 Aug 2022, 5:52 pm

Because Anne Oscar prefers girls.

Would you rather fight a single bear-sized porcupine or a hundred porcupine-sized bears?

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20 Aug 2022, 3:25 am

I'd fight a hedgehog armed with a machine gun. (Me, not the hedgehog).

Why don't I win the National Lottery?

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20 Aug 2022, 6:32 am

Because you keep picking 8675309.

Why is easy as pie a piece of cake?

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20 Aug 2022, 7:22 am

Umm, duh, haven't you ever heard of Pie Cake?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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20 Aug 2022, 7:37 am

Because 7 ate 9.

Two cats had a swimming race in a pool. An English cat named one-two-three and a French cat named une-deux-trois. Which cat won?

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20 Aug 2022, 7:54 am

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Lmao

The Spanish water dog named Uno-Dos-Tres won because it was simply a more proficient swimmer.

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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20 Aug 2022, 1:49 pm

Porky Pig

Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

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20 Aug 2022, 1:57 pm

Phil.

Who tells the moon when its time to come up?

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05 Sep 2022, 7:38 am

The lark-owl hybrid.

On a scale of brittle stale chips to titanium clay crystals, how hard is your head?

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05 Sep 2022, 11:54 am

It's gaseous.

How much vodka do you need to drink to understand me?

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05 Sep 2022, 12:03 pm

4 hours in an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.

What is LED an abbreviation of?

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05 Sep 2022, 12:16 pm

Lovely Edited Document.

Same question.

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05 Sep 2022, 12:17 pm

"Let's elongate Doberdoofus"

What's the best way to fix a fence?

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