Wrong Answers Only

Post Reply New Topic

So dogs have a way of telling you they've just dug up the flower bed.

Why do dog dig?

He's found natural gas but he doesn't want to share.

How do islands form?

Solidified dragon poo. If you ever see a dragon flying overhead, take shelter.

How do clouds form?

They start as inconspicuous mushrooms in the forest but then they discover f-book groups and decide to meet at the nearest explosion site.

Why does a wind blow?

Because someone is driving the earth too fast.

Why do cats knock things off shelves?

It is in their employment contract along with catching mice and leaving their corpses on your pillow.

Why are elephants so large?

They have eaten a whole galaxy, how can they not be large?

What can you see on a night sky?

Whatever the artist of the eon has painted on the huge sphere circling our solar system.

Why hasn't a UFO ever landed and an alien emerged to greet us?

They're waiting for signs of intelligent life.

Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly in the plain?

Due to shoddy aircraft, the fire sprinklers tend to come on and soak passengers in Spanish planes.

Hey! Who turned the lights out?

No one. You've just been knocked out by a farting fairy.

Why do rivers always run downstream?

Because running is better exercise than walking or taking public transport.

Why are vultures circling me overhead?

You were concussed. Instead of seeing stars, you're seeing vultures.


How cold does it take to unfreeze both world's poles?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

They will thaw out completely at temperatures above 273k. So you'd better turn down your heating as you're solely responsible for the melt!

Why is it so hot in here today?

You forgot to turn off the toaster oven.

Why are pencils yellow?

Because they write in purple.

What are your favorite spring flowers?