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29 Jan 2023, 5:27 am

It's the only day when the sun exists.

How many keys does one need to unlock a locked lock?


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29 Jan 2023, 5:36 am

Three keys: 1. A physical key which is kept in the tower of London. 2. A retinal scan from Abraham Lincoln. 3. The pope's finger print.

Why do humans drink cow's milk?


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29 Jan 2023, 7:09 pm

The same reasons how a cow produces silk.

What does silica gel tastes like?


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30 Jan 2023, 4:20 am

Mine were wasabi-flavored.

Why do I see snow raising upwards instead of falling down?


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30 Jan 2023, 4:43 am

You are currently doing yoga and standing on your head.

Where have all the satellite dishes gone that used to adorn people's houses?


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30 Jan 2023, 4:55 am

They migrate to the south in the winter. By spring, they should be back.

Should I drink coffee or tea now?


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30 Jan 2023, 4:57 am

If in doubt, try both in the same cup. It makes for an interesting drink. (I made this once by accident. :eew: )

Coke or Pepsi?


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30 Jan 2023, 5:41 am

Crack.

Should I learn to smoke a pipe?


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30 Jan 2023, 5:49 am

Yes, but first you must learn how to roll a cigar on your thighs.

What should I have for lunch?


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30 Jan 2023, 5:50 am

But it isn't a pipe.

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Edit: WAI, raw cabbage, it will improve your aroma.

Should I give up giving up?


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30 Jan 2023, 5:51 am

No, you should give up giving up giving up giving up.

When should I clean my fish tank?


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30 Jan 2023, 6:30 am

Only after a direct hit from a Russian missile.

Where is my pet hamster?


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30 Jan 2023, 1:13 pm

I used it in an experiment involving a microwave and lots of tin foil.

Why does the beaver oven breathe?


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30 Jan 2023, 1:26 pm

Beaver ovens breathe through their gills, because they heat up more efficiently when pretending to be fish.


What are headboards for?


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30 Jan 2023, 2:16 pm

For attaching the other end of the handcuffs.

What are breadbins for?


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30 Jan 2023, 2:36 pm

They force bread to become binary.

What is binary code?


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