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IsabellaLinton
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21 Jun 2021, 8:47 pm

c00kie monster 8O

Newspaper taxis _______ __ ___ ______ .


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21 Jun 2021, 8:50 pm

burn in skid-row trash cans

what does PBS stand for?



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21 Jun 2021, 8:52 pm

Perverted Bastards' Society.

What does YMCA stand for?


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21 Jun 2021, 8:55 pm

Yannie's Mother Collects Arugula

what does CAPTCHA stand for?



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22 Jun 2021, 5:41 am

Cats Against Pet Tortoise Cleated Hair Association

What does HDD stand for?



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22 Jun 2021, 5:52 am

Hell Does Droughts

who was count basie?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:05 am

Someone who failed his audition for Sesame street

Who was Snoopy?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:07 am

the guy who got his nose bopped for being in the wrong place.

who is jay leno?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:23 am

A very elongated bird.

Can you chew your own shoes?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:30 am

if they were made of beef jerky, mebbe.

what is a notable feature of a hammond organ?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:33 am

Its ability to make really horrible smells to the sound of.....music.

Why do my feet smell like feet?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:35 am

because they like that better than smelling like the thing about 3 feet higher.

what is a drawbar?



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22 Jun 2021, 8:53 am

Something that happens when an artist really needs a drink but the pubs are shut.

What is a prybar?



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22 Jun 2021, 9:29 am

It's the place in a monastery where the Priors go to drink.

What is rebar?


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22 Jun 2021, 9:42 am

Something that happens when a pub is rebuilt.

What is a dime bar?



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22 Jun 2021, 10:45 am

It's a bar-shaped coin worth exactly one dime.

Who walks into a bar?


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