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23 Sep 2021, 6:35 pm

Only on Sundays with the right citruses and salt.

Why do people bother with legs? Snakes don't.



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23 Sep 2021, 6:51 pm

Because people like them pain in the arses.


Why can't humans just be like plants and receive food through sunlight?


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23 Sep 2021, 11:29 pm

Hahaha

Because our photovoltaic cells have been in the shop for replacement and repair for so many generations, we've long forgotten its location. Some think Atlantis or the Bermuda triangle is a likely place, unfortunately we can't find the former, and can't get out of the latter, so looks like we have to resort to eating plants out of jealousy and animals out of spite.


Why do some things smell good and some things smell bad?



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24 Sep 2021, 8:02 am

Good smell and bad smell is a very primitive form of communication.
Unlike dogs, that's all we can comprehend.



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If those aren't eggs... What the heck are those?!


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24 Sep 2021, 8:07 am

Coffins.

How to biodegrade?


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24 Sep 2021, 10:07 am

One cannot. Go to the coldest and least humid places, free from various environmental microbes.


How does one fast?


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24 Sep 2021, 11:02 am

By failing to go slow.

What removes Biro stains?


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24 Sep 2021, 6:49 pm

Scissors

What do you do with old Biros?



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25 Sep 2021, 12:07 am

Drink em. It's a blueberry flavored detox.


What is parkour?


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25 Sep 2021, 4:08 am

It's our park.

How to unwind?


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25 Sep 2021, 6:38 am

Simply twist the head clockwise or counterclockwise -- depends how the person was designed.
Eventually, if done right, the wind will break.


Why do we sweat?


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25 Sep 2021, 4:35 pm

Because it's free.

What's at the end of the Yellow Brick Road?


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25 Sep 2021, 4:46 pm

Lead. Because rainbows has the gold instead.



How do you use a mug?


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25 Sep 2021, 5:40 pm

Only on Sundays, and never for tea.

What are shot glasses for?



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25 Sep 2021, 5:53 pm

Molding pellets for the shotgun that will take down Godzilla.

Why do people climb Everest?


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25 Sep 2021, 6:01 pm

They mistakenly think there is a Starbuck's at the top.

What do you call those little things at the end of your shoe laces to keep them from unraveling?


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