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A fully functional space station.

What can I find in my backyard?

A miniature replica of your house and backyard, with it's own mini replicas...

What does the world need most?

A black hole, big enough.

What animals make the best pets?

Crocodiles are known to be affectionate pets that like to cuddle up in your lap. And when they eventually die you can have them made into a handbag or shoes.

Has anyone seen my marbles? I seem to have lost them.

Sorry, I used them to replace my eyeballs.

How to prepare for a flood?

Easy, just remember to leave both your front door and back door open, that way the water will just pass straight through and clean your floor at the same time.

How to prepare for a nuclear war?

Make sure you take active part in it - Little Boy-style bomb is not that hard to make.

How to prepare for a zombie apocalypse?

Get infected first and become the zombie leader.

What's the best mode of transportation?

Dig with a glass shovel.

Why is a globe round if the Earth is flat?

Photoshop. It's trendy to be a well rounded plumpy planet than flat as an ironing board.


What is the biggest mistake a baby could commit?

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Driving a car as it would be illegal and the baby would be sent to prison.

What should you feed a baby so it grows up strong and healthy?

Living snakes.

Why did people build railways?

So they could get hit by trains.

Why did people ride horses instead of diving cars in the 18th century?

There was the infamous Car Plague at that time.

Why does tar burn easily?

Because it is very thin-skinned.

What was "Devo"?

A dove that flew into a wood chipper.

Can i eat acorns?