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27 Dec 2021, 9:46 pm

Nope.
It's this:

Asking how appropriate this gift is to your undead relatives, coworkers and friends:
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28 Dec 2021, 6:34 am

I reckon they'd like that colour (so Goth!), but they'd think the shape was just stupid. "What's that s'posed to be?"

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28 Dec 2021, 7:25 am

That make a great gift, it's a well known fact, everybody secretly wishes they could sleep in a pink coffin and roleplay as a gay vampire.

What is the second coming?


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28 Dec 2021, 7:38 am

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How do you attain enlightenment?


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28 Dec 2021, 7:44 am

Get in said pink inflated coffin, then stop breathing altogether, have your pals put you in the ocean and drown.


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28 Dec 2021, 7:48 am

You get a lobotomy

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28 Dec 2021, 7:52 am

Pay your electric bill.

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28 Dec 2021, 9:17 am

Lose some weight.

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28 Dec 2021, 9:26 am

Hydrogen Peroxide, steadily applied, to one's hide.

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28 Dec 2021, 9:49 am

Lysergic acid diethylamide

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28 Dec 2021, 10:58 am

A complete surgical removal of your brain.

If Johnny had three apples and Davey had two apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?


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29 Dec 2021, 7:41 am

Cause Johny should die in a ditch.
Yeah, not "Johnny" -- Davey said so, and after going door to door looking for social services.


What protects feet from broken glass?


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29 Dec 2021, 7:44 am

Being tough as nails like John McClane

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29 Dec 2021, 8:23 am

Imaginary friends.

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29 Dec 2021, 9:00 am

Razor blades.

Why is gold so expensive?



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29 Dec 2021, 9:02 am

This is due to people being infected by Magpies and becoming obsessed with shiny things.

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