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blitzkrieg
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29 Nov 2022, 10:09 am

Heaven is tasty food or a tasty beverage.

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P.S, this is supposed to be wrong answers. Doh.



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29 Nov 2022, 10:32 am

A boring place where everyone has their genitalia removed and all "sinful" fun is forbidden.

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29 Nov 2022, 10:32 am

There has only been one photograph taken of heaven, and it was used on the cover of a Velvet Underground album.
Heaven looks like a banana.

What does hell look like?


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I don't follow society's rules. But that doesn't mean there aren't rules I have to follow when the Dark Passenger calls.

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


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29 Nov 2022, 10:38 am

A limited liability corporation. Mondays are forever, it's always one minute before quitting time, there are no lunch breaks, and the coffee is arctic cold. There's ice cream day which serves nothing but 666 different flavors of vanilla ice cream. It's the FCC's base of operations and every shambling corporate presence imaginable is hired.

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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.

If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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29 Nov 2022, 10:44 am

A red hot beach, blue skies with rolling surf and crabs scurrying around.

Where is my beach towel?


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29 Nov 2022, 10:50 am

Some German holidaymakers hid it.

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I don't follow society's rules. But that doesn't mean there aren't rules I have to follow when the Dark Passenger calls.

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


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29 Nov 2022, 11:21 am

In the center of the sun.

What should I buy my daughter for birthday?


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29 Nov 2022, 11:25 am

Antique furniture.

Why do dogs hate the mail man?


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If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

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29 Nov 2022, 11:36 am

All dogs have been gaslighted by cats to think mail men are trouble.

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I don't follow society's rules. But that doesn't mean there aren't rules I have to follow when the Dark Passenger calls.

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


magz
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29 Nov 2022, 2:19 pm

They think the word "mail" means they will be chained.

What are you drinking right now?


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29 Nov 2022, 3:11 pm

magz wrote:
They think the word "mail" means they will be chained.

What are you drinking right now?


I am drinking hydrofluoric acid. 8)

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29 Nov 2022, 10:53 pm

chocolate sunflower butter mixed with butter. a thick drink.

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29 Nov 2022, 11:16 pm

The semen of a righteous man.

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29 Nov 2022, 11:40 pm

heavy water.

what are you eating now?



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30 Nov 2022, 2:07 am

Chicken cordon bleu with dark chocolate and peaches for dessert.

My faves. ^ :eew:

Why don’t snakes have appendages?


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30 Nov 2022, 4:33 am

Snakes actually have 8 legs but they are invisible as a form of camouflage, as they evolve they will inevitably become totally invisible and wreak havoc across the planet.

Where has my pet dragon gone?


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