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04 Dec 2021, 6:47 pm

Because all the good stuff keeps going to the ganders, even if it's just as good for the geese.

Why does the "mas" in Christmas mean?

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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05 Dec 2021, 3:20 am

Mary's Adulterous Subterfuge

How do you pull a cr acker?

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05 Dec 2021, 3:25 am

I've heard this works well. ^

Are you buying a stairway to heaven?

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05 Dec 2021, 5:06 am

Nah, the escalator to Hell was a better deal.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

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05 Dec 2021, 5:53 am

To what?

What's the holiest thing in the whole Universe?

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05 Dec 2021, 5:54 am

Swiss cheese.

Same q

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05 Dec 2021, 9:52 am

Holly.

How lovely are your branches?

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05 Dec 2021, 6:47 pm

My family tree is super lovely except they're nearly all dead now.

Do you prefer to twist or shout?

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05 Dec 2021, 6:51 pm

I shist and twout. Wait, that sounds bad.

How do you play poker?

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05 Dec 2021, 8:05 pm

With Gumby

How do you prepare for bed?

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05 Dec 2021, 9:16 pm

Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap.

And what to my wandering eyes did appear?

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05 Dec 2021, 10:29 pm

An ophthalmologist with a new pair of prism glasses for lazy eyes.

Twas the ______ ______ __________ ...

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05 Dec 2021, 10:49 pm

Knight before bishop

What came first chicken or the egg?

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05 Dec 2021, 10:53 pm

I think that belongs in the Adult section. ^

What do octopi keep in their gardens?

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05 Dec 2021, 10:57 pm

Yellow submarines

What is monkey business?

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06 Dec 2021, 12:46 am

Something to do with wind-up musical instruments.

What is a dog's breakfast?

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