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16 Sep 2021, 12:36 am

Full-body amputation works well.

Was she blinded by the light?


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16 Sep 2021, 1:28 am

.. I don't know. She doesn't have any eyeballs.


What would you chug straight out of a bottle in public?


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16 Sep 2021, 6:08 pm

Freedom, because this is 'Merica.

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17 Sep 2021, 1:51 am

eyebrow snails.

Head, shoulders, _____ and ____


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17 Sep 2021, 1:53 am

Not knees and not toes. Do not repeat. :lol:


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17 Sep 2021, 2:31 pm

hafta*, jar, change.

*a genuwine wurd.

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17 Sep 2021, 2:53 pm

Bashing my head bloody due to intestinal gas.


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17 Sep 2021, 3:00 pm

I was formed by the jellification of light.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


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17 Sep 2021, 3:07 pm

I was chasing it with a banana spoon so I can ride one like one of those dinosaurs. :lol:

Yes, banana spoons are actually one of the keys to the secrets of devolution if you know what you're doing.



How many members of this forum owns a dinosaur?


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17 Sep 2021, 5:03 pm

None - we are all dinosaurs. (Rawww, etc)

Sheep are sheared for what?


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17 Sep 2021, 9:40 pm

For ewe, but mostly them. Wool gives them heat rashes.

We have peanut butter, almond butter, cashew butter and________.



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17 Sep 2021, 11:32 pm

Buried butter.


What's the next letter after Z?


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17 Sep 2021, 11:43 pm

Purple 42

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17 Sep 2021, 11:50 pm

Soup number 9.


Where's the best place to hide a corpse?


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17 Sep 2021, 11:59 pm

In a cadaver. No one suspects the Russian dolls.

What kinds of bees are in your yard?



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18 Sep 2021, 3:33 am

Waxes. And...
... We have a yard?! :o Where!


There's a hole on the ground.
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