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Snowmen are nocturnal hunters and wait until nobody is watching them then go hunting for animals or humans who are nearby. They are always back in place before dawn.

How do you make snowballs?

You curl into a ball and roll down a snow covered hill.

What's the quickest way to build a snowman?

Lie down to make a snow angel, and the snowman will come running rolling.

How does electricity work?

Sing James Blunt's song 'You're beautiful' and then jump into a volcano. Take him with you.

Same question.

We each carry a certain amount from our past lives, and from our ancestors.
Half is from reincarnation, half is from our mother, and half is from our father.
The extent to which we carry energy from ancestors in our past lives is underdetermined.

Psychokinesis allows us to use the energy in present time.
Theorists believe our subconscious will knows how much to use, and how much to save for future generations or in subsequent lives.

If you're interested in more, read Kant's An Electrical Exposition, c. 1804, written after he died.


Why do autistic people usually avoid eye contact?

because yellow and blue don't mix well.

why is there radiation?

Because I can’t help myself.


Why do carrots have the green part?

because it ain't easy bein' green, and carrots aren't easy.

same q.

I always thought carrots were being political as environmentalists.

Do ghosts ghost people?

ghosts are dead people, and live people ghost other live people. so yes ghosts can ghost people as well as other ghosts. that ain't so wrong.

same q.

I don’t know!
Why do you think I asked you?!?!?

Do people people people?

obviously they do now and then. 'cept on thursdays.

is there a devil?

Yes, in a blue dress.

Why is a week seven days long?

It's not, it's 8 days long. No wonder you got in trouble with your timekeeping at work!

Why is there a vulture perched on a lamp post eyeing me up?

Because you is a zombie.
And I planted a rafflesia by the radishes if you don't mind...

... Do you mind?

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