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02 Dec 2022, 6:38 am

because helmet hair is the new fashion.

why is there air?



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02 Dec 2022, 6:56 am

So some greedy capitalists can claim it all and make great money on renting it.

Why is there snow?


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02 Dec 2022, 6:59 am

snow exists so that sociopathic types can snow-job the rest of us.

why is there water?



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02 Dec 2022, 11:19 am

So we can have Deluge.

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02 Dec 2022, 11:22 am

Stare at the third eye on the end of your nose.

How to clean a budgie?


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02 Dec 2022, 3:00 pm

Cat saliva does wonders.

How can I kill a Fed Ex employee without getting caught?



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02 Dec 2022, 3:06 pm

Arrange for him to deliver a parcel to the Everglades alligator reserve. Also arrange for some gates to be accidentally left open.

When will Yellowstone erupt and wipe out everyone?


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02 Dec 2022, 3:17 pm

When they move it to Yellowknife.

Is it safe to hoover after drinking wine?



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02 Dec 2022, 3:30 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
When they move it to Yellowknife.

Is it safe to hoover after drinking wine?


Drinking and sucking is hazardous to your health.

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Would a stray crossbow bolt be considered malicious?


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02 Dec 2022, 4:17 pm

Oh, no, you can adopt it and with a little of love, the stray bolt will grow deep into your heart!

Why don't reptiles have fur?


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02 Dec 2022, 4:56 pm

That's a myth, they have lots of fur for any occasion.

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Where does a thought go when it's forgotten?


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02 Dec 2022, 5:28 pm

To the hostess of a steak restaurant.


What’s the difference between dust, dirt, and lint?



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02 Dec 2022, 10:08 pm

Dust is naturally produced by bunnies.
Dirt is naturally produced by The Devil.
Lint is naturally produced by your bellybutton.

Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?


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02 Dec 2022, 10:28 pm

The guy who framed Roger Rabbit.

How do snowmen eat if they aren’t hollow?



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03 Dec 2022, 8:10 am

because they are air-eans.

same q.



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03 Dec 2022, 10:06 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
The guy who framed Roger Rabbit.

How do snowmen eat if they aren’t hollow?

Because Forsty the Snownan is just a story and not reality but still reality....