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DuckHairback
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03 Dec 2021, 5:13 am

Time, rice and Forrest Whitaker.

What is the best way to defend yourself against seagulls?


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03 Dec 2021, 5:17 am

Glue tiny fish all over your body.

How to build a nuclear reactor?


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03 Dec 2021, 5:25 am

Some cornflakes , 1 walrus tusk , 1 turtle shell and a 2 by 4

What's the best medicine for C19



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03 Dec 2021, 5:28 am

No medicine required. It's all a big hoax.

How fast can a man run?


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03 Dec 2021, 5:54 am

Push a hot dog stand down a hill. This should enable him to hit lightspeed and save the hotdogs.

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03 Dec 2021, 6:44 am

Fake news - men can't run they can barely walk unaided

Post a photo yourself



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03 Dec 2021, 6:53 am

:alien: :pig:

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03 Dec 2021, 7:09 am

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03 Dec 2021, 7:15 am

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What am I going to do with you?


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03 Dec 2021, 7:16 am

Put me out of my misery.


Same question -- what am I going to do with you? :twisted:


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03 Dec 2021, 7:21 am

Give me all your savings so I send a Nigerian prince to live with you happily ever after.

And what am I going to do with you?


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03 Dec 2021, 7:31 am

Fry with some mild spices and serve on a bed of rice.

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03 Dec 2021, 9:56 am

set my books afire and kick me in the nuts

What will Santa bring this year?


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03 Dec 2021, 10:03 am

Yet another new version of Covid - The Greenland Variant.

Is cynicism the new optimism?

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03 Dec 2021, 10:16 am

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Does red look the same to you as it does to me?


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03 Dec 2021, 10:25 am

I don't know.

Why does 'red' sound like 'read', but 'read' sounds like 'reed'?


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