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IsabellaLinton
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28 Jun 2021, 9:07 pm

some boys were, too.

Sugar, oh honey honey, you ___ ___ _____ ____, and you ____ ___ ________ ____.


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28 Jun 2021, 9:12 pm

skid-marked your pants again, won't acknowledge it evah!

when the going gets tough, ___ _____ ___ _____.



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28 Jun 2021, 9:15 pm

I have a meltdown.

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, _______ ___ _ ____ ___ ___.


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28 Jun 2021, 9:49 pm

and i'll give you the bill.

take this job ___ _____ __!



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28 Jun 2021, 10:07 pm

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and i'll give you the bill.

take this job ___ _____ __!



It’s only prostitution


What’s Donald Trump’s middle name?



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28 Jun 2021, 10:15 pm

fascistpigmegalomaniacdevil

what does the GOP stand for?



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29 Jun 2021, 8:28 am

Gluttonous Oligarch Pariahs.

What did the USSR stand for?


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29 Jun 2021, 8:33 am

a little sovietski history here in the form of an old soviet joke-

Question: Shto eto ess ess ess air? [what is CCCP or USSR]
Answer: Eto sakhar stoit sto rubley. [this sugar costs 100 rubles]

what does A.L.F.R.E.U.B.O stand for? [hint, it is french]



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01 Jul 2021, 6:02 am

Alien Life Form Reactions to European Union Boasts of Organisation.

What does NASA stand for?


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01 Jul 2021, 7:37 am

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Alien Life Form Reactions to European Union Boasts of Organisation.

What does NASA stand for?


No Astronauts/Space Allowed

> Why is the sky blue?



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01 Jul 2021, 7:53 am

Because it likes the music.

Why is cake addictive?



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01 Jul 2021, 2:43 pm

because it contains endorphins.

why is dookie brown?



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01 Jul 2021, 2:58 pm

Because it fell in a cess pit.

Can golden retrievers be turned into gold bars?



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01 Jul 2021, 3:11 pm

yes, but only on thursdays in leap years.

how does one become rich?



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01 Jul 2021, 3:12 pm

By getting fleas.

Are clocks like us because they have ticks too?



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01 Jul 2021, 3:15 pm

antidisestablishmentarianism.

how do ticks on a checklist, and ticks on a dog differ?