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What should I do if I get lost in a corn maze?

Rename it "maize maze". It sounds better.

What should I do when I'm on a top of a hill and a thunderstorm is approaching?

Hold an umbrella over your head.

What should I do if I'm being placed under arrest?

Steal the officers taser, attack them and run away shouting "Nah, nah, can't catch me!"

How to get rid of all the thieving pigeons in my garden?

Pour petrol over everything in your garden. Ignite. What are they going to steal then? The flames? You showed them. This time you really showed them.

What is the best hot drink?

Molten iron is great, it gives you fresh breath killing 100% of bacteria in your mouth and your gut. It is also high in iron, a mineral essential for good health.

What is a good way to save money?

Perform CPR on it.

Why are chili peppers hot?

It stole the radishes' hotness and warmth... Not to mention some hemoglobin.


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Why not vampires just go with chili as an alternative source of nutrition?

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Their victims were complaining about burning sensation while being sucked.

Where should I go for the next holidays?

Florida sounds nice at the moment and you can probably get a cheap cancellation too!

Where should I go shopping?

North Pole seems a good place.

Where can I buy coal?

Cheaper to have a dig in your back garden, you'll find some... eventually.

What can I do to get a full head of hair?

Make your scalp a welcoming environment and hairs will migrate from other parts of your body to enjoy the hospitality.


What three things does fire need to exist?

Air, water and earth.

What should I give my children for dinner?

A glass of water each, it is calorie free and inexpensive.

What are those big sparks in the sky during a bad storm?

Lucy put them there, along with some plasticine porters and looking-glass ties.


What should I do for Thanksgiving?