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18 Sep 2021, 7:33 am

The ground is ground with a grinder.

Do you grind your teeth?


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18 Sep 2021, 7:48 am

Yes.
With mortar and pestle. It's a common spell component. :P


What type of soup do you wanna bathe into?


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18 Sep 2021, 12:49 pm

Tomato soup gives such a nice rosy hue - hides the "I haven't been outside of my house for months because I am scared of the virus" pallor. And removes the smell of skunks.

Why do i remember the hurts more than the joys?


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18 Sep 2021, 1:51 pm

Because coping mechanisms are great in the long run.


If you split an atom...


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18 Sep 2021, 4:13 pm

...you get to keep both pieces.

When in Rome...


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18 Sep 2021, 4:59 pm

Don't drink the water, lead pipes, but be sure to visit the bathhouse.

The Scottish called it the Kailyard, the English a garden, and Americans a yard. What the heck is its real name anyway?



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18 Sep 2021, 5:25 pm

Bakuran. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


What happened if you mix colors?


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18 Sep 2021, 7:56 pm

An artist had a palette of colors and an empty canvas. He ground up minerals, herbs, oils and grasses, mixed them all in specific and special combinations, carefully applied brush to canvas and the effect was brilliant, vivid and stunning. Multifaceted, alive, ever changing. He gathered his bravery up like clean brushes in a jar and asked the art critic what he thought. The art critic gave a puzzled look, shook his head and said, "Don't waste my time on your political statements, besides, all-white has been done before."



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18 Sep 2021, 7:57 pm

What did the artist paint?



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18 Sep 2021, 8:15 pm

It's a painting of Mhuraghaga.


Who or what the heck is Mhuraghaga?


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18 Sep 2021, 10:57 pm

Mhuraghaga is short for the safety protocol we all learned as children to function on this planet of course, "Must have urethane radon argon gasses housed a gagillionwats away."

Why is Dorothea's dog called Toto?



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19 Sep 2021, 5:19 pm

Because it used to be called Colin.

Can anyone really set blancmange?


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19 Sep 2021, 5:27 pm

No.
Because this year's epidemic made Irish moss walk free to play with rice and cornstarch or others. Now a blancmange can be potentially gain sentience through intense sublimation.



If sun never rose...


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19 Sep 2021, 6:17 pm

If the sun never rose, then it could still rise, but that would depend on the yeast and temperature.
Did you put enough yeast in?



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19 Sep 2021, 6:38 pm

Yes. Or maybe excessively. But like that matters. :lol:
Hijacking space equipment wasn't that hard. Now approaching Jupiter...


Do you spam milk?


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19 Sep 2021, 8:24 pm

Only when it's spoiled.

The farmers were pretty confused this year because the green beans grew in spirals and the curly leafed lettuce went straight. What went wrong?