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jimmy m
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22 Feb 2021, 10:21 am

Customs authorities in Ohio say they intercepted a shipment of cereal earlier this month with a special frosting — cocaine.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers in Cincinnati reported finding 44 pounds (20 kilograms) of cocaine-coated cornflakes that had been shipped from South America to a Hong Kong home. Officials said a narcotics detection dog named Bico was checking out incoming freight from Peru on Feb. 13 when he alerted officers to the package. Officers found that the cereal contained white powder and the flakes were coated with a grayish substance. Both tested positive for cocaine.

Source: Customs inspectors find cocaine-coated corn flakes in Ohio


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22 Feb 2021, 10:23 am

Idiots!

Do those Peruvian druglords really not know that "Corn Flakes" have no "frosting"?

"Frosted Flakes" do, however...


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22 Feb 2021, 2:46 pm

Watch out for used Glow worms.
https://www.abc15.com/news/region-west- ... rift-store


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22 Feb 2021, 6:19 pm

Reminds me an actual news story back in the Eighties. A pair of housemates got into knifefight because one of them was just trying to bake himself some chicken in the oven, and...found some flour in the cupboard to coat the chicken. Except it turned out to not be flour, but his housemate's stash of cocaine.



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22 Feb 2021, 6:29 pm

cor, got any more of those cornflakes you had in the cupboard
i don't know what it is but those ones were really moreish
it's like i can't get enough of them....

i know they say the sugar content is high
but i didn't expect all my teeth to go wobbly with a couple of bowls...



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23 Feb 2021, 3:45 am

Now that what I would call a morning booster.


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