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naturalplastic
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29 Jul 2022, 1:58 pm

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29 Jul 2022, 2:11 pm

I'm not a Canadian, I'm a space alien whom I just know my Earth parents found in a space capsule in Canada.

I still have a hard time understanding why all Canadians are supposed to love hockey and curling, drink beer, and worship the earth animal known as a moose. I have nothing against moose, I like them. Especially the animated one called Bullwinkle.

I do apologize a lot, but I pronounce "sorry" the same way Americans do. I also have to remember that it's "zed", not "zee", even though it ruins the Earth Alphabet song by not rhyming.

However, I think of all the countries to end up lost on Earth, Canada is the best one. :alien:



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03 Aug 2022, 7:16 am

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03 Aug 2022, 4:44 pm

From the now-defunct webcomic "Weregeek" -- Thanksgiving in Canada:

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04 Aug 2022, 2:06 am

Apparently, Canadian war crimes used to be legendary, though that reputation seems to have faded a bit.


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