What Do You Get If You Walk Under A Cow?

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29 Apr 2021, 5:42 pm

A pat on the head.


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30 Apr 2021, 5:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wasn't expecting that!


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30 Apr 2021, 6:38 am

That's my kind of joke :lol: :lol:



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30 Apr 2021, 7:51 am

What is the most common use for cowhide?

Holding cows together.


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30 Apr 2021, 11:05 am

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.



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30 Apr 2021, 12:14 pm

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30 Apr 2021, 12:46 pm

Being the grandson of farmers and currently living in a county seat farm burg in the US midwest, I get this.
Fortunately, I am too tall to walk under cows.


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30 Apr 2021, 1:05 pm

I don't think I'd want to do that, what if the cow decides it's time for a nap while you're under there.


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30 Apr 2021, 2:34 pm



Who let the cows out? Moo! moo! moo! moo!



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30 Apr 2021, 6:21 pm

You might get a chip on your shoulder.