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Dial1194
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15 Nov 2021, 7:18 am

Three statisticians go hunting. A stag appears, and all three see it at the same time.

The first statistician shoots, but their shot goes to the left.

The second statistician shoots, but their shot goes to the right.

The third statistician yells "Got him!"



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15 Dec 2021, 4:46 pm

Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?

To get to the same side. Bazinga!



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15 Dec 2021, 4:52 pm

Never take a calculus exam when you are sitting next to two identical twins.  It is really hard to differentiate between them.

I believe it is absolutely necessary to teach my children calculus.  It is now an integral part of their education.

You should really take a break from studying calculus all day.  How else will you ever learn to function?