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03 Sep 2021, 11:24 pm

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I just figured something out today...

Long Covid is caused by people who were infected by 5G...everyone knows that electromagnetic frequencies attract spirits, and spirits feed on human energy to grow stronger.

Long Haulers feel weak because GHOSTS ARE STEALING ALL THEIR ENERGY!! ! 8O


I assume these ghosts/evil spirits came to earth when Neil Armstrong brought them back from Satan (who was disguised as the moon at the time)? :nerdy:


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04 Sep 2021, 10:43 pm

Ghosts on the moon. Spoopy.


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05 Sep 2021, 1:08 pm

We all already KNOW that the Capitol Hill rioters were really Antifa members posing as rightwingers to make rightwingers look bad.

But did you know?

Did you know...that Governor DeSantis is really a plant by Nancy Pelosi pretending to be a Republican whose job is discourage GOP voters in Florida from getting vaccines - so - GOP voters will be die off like flies before the next election?

And it looks like Pelosi's nefarious plan is working!



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05 Sep 2021, 10:25 pm

Frankly I think some GOP leaders are intentionally trying to wipe us out with the way they are mishandling this pandemic. I think that intentionally downplaying the severity of the virus while encouraging people not to wear masks or take vaccines but to instead ingest bleach or livestock medication is very fishy.


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05 Sep 2021, 10:37 pm

I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.



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05 Sep 2021, 10:45 pm

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I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:


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05 Sep 2021, 10:49 pm

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Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:


I think it's sadder that many suffer from mental illness (not just war veterans) like I do but have no family support. I could just as easily wind up homeless someday too if I no longer had family to help me out.


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05 Sep 2021, 10:53 pm

King0fSpades wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:


I think it's sadder that many suffer from mental illness (not just war veterans) like I do but have no family support. I could just as easily wind up homeless someday too if I no longer had family to help me out.


Same.

But I was making the joke that God has no excuse to treat his vets like governments treat theirs. :nerdy:


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05 Sep 2021, 11:10 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
King0fSpades wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:


I think it's sadder that many suffer from mental illness (not just war veterans) like I do but have no family support. I could just as easily wind up homeless someday too if I no longer had family to help me out.


Same.

But I was making the joke that God has no excuse to treat his vets like governments treat theirs. :nerdy:



Ohhhh ok. I didn't catch the joke lol. :oops:


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05 Sep 2021, 11:14 pm

King0fSpades wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
King0fSpades wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:


I think it's sadder that many suffer from mental illness (not just war veterans) like I do but have no family support. I could just as easily wind up homeless someday too if I no longer had family to help me out.


Same.

But I was making the joke that God has no excuse to treat his vets like governments treat theirs. :nerdy:



Ohhhh ok. I didn't catch the joke lol. :oops:


It wasn't very well stated, blame me not you. :nerdy:


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05 Sep 2021, 11:44 pm

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I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:

I think it's even sadder that a lot of them pretend to be war vets >=(


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06 Sep 2021, 1:52 am

funeralxempire wrote:
Texasmoneyman300 wrote:
I believe that some homeless people may be angels from Heaven.


I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:

well actually I view it as a test from God to see if we help the poor.According to a verse in the Bible we wont make it to the Good place if we dont help the visiting angels disqusied as homeless.I dont believe it is because they are kicked out of Heaven.I think its to test us to determine if we go to Heaven or not.



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06 Sep 2021, 1:55 am

SabbraCadabra wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
I thought it was sad that some of them are war vets. :cry:

I think it's even sadder that a lot of them pretend to be war vets >=(


I wonder how you feel about the ones suffering delusions of having been war vets?


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06 Sep 2021, 11:24 pm

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I wonder how you feel about the ones suffering delusions of having been war vets?

Is that a thing?
Seems like a strange delusion to have...you would think most people like that would be suffering from some form of PTSD...which is something a war vet would be likely to suffer from...

Hmm...


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21 Sep 2021, 10:21 pm

One conspiracy theory some of my friends and family members believe is that covid was created deliberately in order to bring harm to the world. But if the Chinese government wanted to use a super weapon on the world, why not just use a deadlier virus like smallpox or create a deadlier virus? Doesn't covid seem like am amateur weapon, if it were to intended as a weapon of mass destruction?