What's the craziest conspiracy theory you believe/entertain

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Buzz Lightyear ?

You never heard of "Buzz Aldrin"?????

Or Neil Armstrong?

The toy astronaut in the animation movie was named after the real guy who first walked on the moon - in case you didnt know that.


When I was in grade school mom and dad had to explain to me that Yogi Bear (the cartoon bear who lived in Jellyston Park and was always in the ranger's hair because he was smarter than the average bear) was named after the ballplayer Yogi Berra.

But even so...

you're a grown up, and should know what Buzz Aldrin is known for.

Satan was constipated that day.

shes probably eating the atypical antipsychotics, they give them out for satanism now.

Who are you talking about?

And, what are you talking about?

Wait just aminute those guys landed on a mass of green cheese i thought ...... first men to land and walk on another celestial body . Mars . My " Woody" doll told me so. Just right after my .My Buzz Light year toy , went off to " Infinity and Beyond"

Not something that happened, but something that is currently happening that may lead to microchips in humans down the road:

The vaccine passport.

Right now, it is being sold to us as only being proof of vaccination. They want us to provide proof of vaccination through a qr code on our phone and download our app. This is in one sense or another a contact tracing app. I live in Ontario and we are about to have ours implemented soon, and right after the federal election is supposed to be decided. Quebec implemented their passport recently and even stood by it, and continued to do so after proof of hacking was reported. This suggests to me that this will lead to increase in identity theft. It also suggests that those who don't want to get a vaccine or update their boosters will also hack the system to give a fake vaccination of sorts, or potentially use someone else's passport info.

Why connect to the microchip? To sell it as being more secure than the passport and qr system. They will also try and sell the microchip as not being able to track your location which I don't think anyone will believe, but will take it out of fear anyway.

Most people who worry about being "tracked" by the vaccine have smartphones with the location turned on.

Free life tip: the government can track you very easily, and they need the pretext of a vaccine to do it.

I have the location permission turned off on my phone. I still don't think that means that is truly turned off. And I don't believe the vaccine itself is the tracker. I chose vaccination myself due to having young children at home. The vaccine passport is 100% a government sponsored app to track people for sure. I just look at a microchip as the likely next step when people complain about a lack of security with their qr coded passports.

You know something? I don't believe in anything anymore. Not conspiracies, not God, not in humanity's ability to do the right thing, nothing.

Ill have to ask my boss, Mr. Spacely, about it... next time I go to work...at Spacely Sprockets!

That's exactly what they WANT you to believe!

Just believe in your government to take care of you......... Lolol....
Once you quit believing ., then you can try to sort out out the truth for yourself and develop some critical thinking skills .

Wasn't it Abraham Lincoln who said "Don't believe anything you read on the internet"?

No, that was Ben Franklin.

I just figured something out today...

Long Covid is caused by people who were infected by 5G...everyone knows that electromagnetic frequencies attract spirits, and spirits feed on human energy to grow stronger.

Long Haulers feel weak because GHOSTS ARE STEALING ALL THEIR ENERGY!! !