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26 Sep 2021, 2:08 pm

Can't break up with Italian girlfriend because the food is too good?



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26 Sep 2021, 2:16 pm

lol!!



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26 Sep 2021, 5:32 pm

She got you the stomach.

Now I want a good lasagne.


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28 Sep 2021, 12:31 am

Sounds like a keeper!! !


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28 Sep 2021, 12:49 am

It didnt work out with me. :(

Im anti valone, and pro pasta.

She was provolone, and antipasto.



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29 Sep 2021, 11:32 am

Now imagine if you were Pastafarian, breaking up with her would be a sin.


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30 Sep 2021, 2:56 pm

That's not a problem. That's BLISS if you're with a woman who cooks amazing food AND is keen to what you like. I wish I had someone like that. Don't break up, she's a keeper. :)



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30 Sep 2021, 3:01 pm

TB_TB_TB_TB_TB_TB wrote:
Can't break up with Italian girlfriend because the food is too good?


Can you suck spaghetti out of her vagina?



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30 Sep 2021, 4:14 pm

^ Now how in hell I am gonna remove this thought from my head....


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25 Nov 2021, 5:28 pm

Don't break up. Why do you want to break up? Are you getting too heavy? :D



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25 Nov 2021, 5:29 pm

babybird wrote:
TB_TB_TB_TB_TB_TB wrote:
Can't break up with Italian girlfriend because the food is too good?


Can you suck spaghetti out of her vagina?


EWWWW!! ! Was that really necessary to post? Gosh..



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25 Nov 2021, 5:30 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
It didnt work out with me. :(

Im anti valone, and pro pasta.

She was provolone, and antipasto.

Pure genius :)



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25 Nov 2021, 7:48 pm

This is why you should be careful around Italian women.

I know a lot of older men married to Italians. Every single one of them is very well fed and can't imagine ever leaving their wives. The food is a trap to get you to settle down! :P



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26 Nov 2021, 5:26 pm

Sabreclaw wrote:
This is why you should be careful around Italian women.

I know a lot of older men married to Italians. Every single one of them is very well fed and can't imagine ever leaving their wives. The food is a trap to get you to settle down! :P


@Sabreclaw

The food is just a trap?



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26 Nov 2021, 5:32 pm

Italian food is the BEST! :lol:



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06 Dec 2021, 10:58 pm

Sabreclaw wrote:
This is why you should be careful around Italian women.

I know a lot of older men married to Italians. Every single one of them is very well fed and can't imagine ever leaving their wives. The food is a trap to get you to settle down! :P

Settle down ?! As if the guys here have SOOOOO many girlfriends! c'monnnnn!! :lol: